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@alexxdes

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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

Every child abuse survivor who has done even 2 secs of healing inherently understands why we should not be mindlessly supporting β€œparents rights.”

Just another way the right is using warm fuzzy language to describe truly heinous things.

Thank god for the adults who taught me things my parents wouldn’t. Thank fucking god.

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eye-opening tumblr post for me included the words "people are meant to be burdens" as in humans rely on and support one another and it's not a bother it's our purpose; to love and be loved in return. so if you ever think you're being annoying just remember we were made to love and it's going to be okay

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coming from the perspective of an addict in recovery. i'm a lot, i need help, i am a burden, and i am so, so loved and supported by my friends and family. i owe them my life and my heart

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like β€˜i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the β€˜you should be bad~ πŸ˜ˆβ€™

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with β€œit’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

saw this post the other day that talked about how so many of us are soooo scared of appearing even momentarily human towards each other these days. like you can't see me sweat or cry or without makeup or with food stuck in my teeth or laugh loud and ugly. everything must be composed and sanitised and photo ready at all times. it's like corporate office culture seeping out into our homes and our lives and for what. it's not cringe to be a real person around other real people

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β€œtumblr” β€œgrindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

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tsarbucks

it’s lgbt not legbet

Bobbie how dare you hide this gem in the tags!

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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of β€œmillipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like β€œi can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be

just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that

i can’t believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us

now THIS is a concept!

Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole

okay!

@ girls stop apologizing for your appearance.Β β€œsorry I’m not wearing make up today”,Β β€œsorry my hair is a mess” like who cares if you go out looking like a gremlin you don’t have to be pretty 24/7 and you don’t have to apologize for not putting effort into your appearance yall are still validΒ 

y’all love the morally gray, snarky, grief stricken characters until it’s a woman. i’ve seen so much discourse regarding female characters who display the exact same character traits as male leads and are criticized for it while the men are praised. let women be cruel and vindictive. let them deal with their grief and trauma in destructive ways. let them be real. give them the same treatment you would give to your favorite male love interest.

"No Child should get Gender Affirming Care" turns into "No one should get Gender Affirming Care". "No Trans Person should be in Children's Media" turns into "No Trans Person should be in Media". They use Children's "Safety" as a method to get a foot in the door. They then expand their previous statements to ensure the near complete erasure of Trans People and Queer People.

"Well, since we already agreed it's harmful..."

i just

i really wanna know how terfs think policing women's bathrooms to keep trans woman out is going to work.

id check? now cis women have to hand over their private information to a stranger.

genital check? congrats, now cis women have to show strangers their vaginas.

medical records? congrats, now cis women have to fork over their private medical information just to take a piss.

there is no method of excluding trans women from bathrooms that doesn't put cis women at risk.

Bigotry almost always leads to cutting the nose to spite the face, and this is no exception.

i hate the diet industry as a whole, but there’s something so DEEPLY insidious about how β€œcleanses” and the marketing thereof is pathologizing… digestion. Β like, basic concept of it – the process of eating food, extracting nutrients over time, and removing anything indigestible by pooping at the end.

your digestive system should not ever beΒ β€œclean”. Β it is full of bacteria. Β it contains bile and shit and mucus. Β this is normal and healthy. Β you do not have β€œpounds of toxic sludge” in your body, that is partially digested food and unless you are constipated, it is supposed to be there. Β your organs are still extracting nutrients from it. Β 

your intestines are not meant to be 100% empty. Β you should have food moving through your system– you deserve to eat, and you deserve to digest that food as best you can (digestive problems gang, how’s it going?).

you are not losing fat tissue when you take laxative teas, you are losing water, nutrients, electrolytes, healthy bacteria. Β and even if you were? Β fuck that. Β fat people shouldn’t be bullied into taking laxatives. Β constant diarrhea is not pleasant or healthy or better than being fat. Β let us fucking eat and digest our fucking food.

"BDSM is recreating abusive sexual assault where a man beats and rapes a woman! it's bad!"

you're assuming that:

1) bdsm and kink isn't always consentual

kink is always ALWAYS consentual. just like any form of vanilla sex. in fact, kink is often more safe than vanilla sex as it is almost always planned well in advance and all parties involved know exactly what's gonna happen and when and how

2) kink is only between 1 man and 1 woman, and the man is always the dom

what the fuck is that homophobic xian bullshit?! fuck off with that crap. m/f maledom kink is like less than 2% of all kink relationships. kink is incredibly queer and diverse, mainly because the kink communities and the adult queer communities are one in the same.

3) kink always involves pain

I mean, sure it CAN involve pain. but that's just a very small subsection of kink. kink includes all sex that isn't what is considered normal. stupid people, mainly conservative, will call anything sex they don't like a deviance, and whether you like it or not, they will be considered kink by most people. so rather than trying to fight it, you might as well embrace it. all queer sex is kink. all blow jobs are kink. all anal is kink. all sex positions that aren't exclusively male on top cisgender heterosexual missionary position is kink.

4) women aren't capable of making their own choices

if you think that a woman cannot choose how she wants to have sex, then you aren't a feminist. if you think you can choose for her, then you're the abusive one, not the theoretical man who beats her during sex.

I am perfectly capable of making my own decisions. I can choose exactly how I want to have sex. I'm a dyke, so I'm not particularly interested in sex with men. but the way I have sex is between me and my partners. not you. you don't fucking control me. you don't get to decide what I can and can't do with my own body. you're no better than a sexist misogynistic conservative man. you think all sex is abusive because you're a puritanical controlling abusive piece of shit who thinks your opinion is more important than everyone else's, and that you are the sole authority on what women can and can't do. and you also probably watch way too much porn, which is a perversion and distortion of actual sex and in no way reflects reality. stop calling yourself a feminist, you stupid freaks. get a life, and stay out of my bedroom

y'all just read 50 shades of grey and assumed that's what all kink was like