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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

(sobs into my pillow)

Aaand he's out. Robot is down.

Iykyk

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i'm curious to know the ratio of writers to readers on ao3 so here's a poll. when i say writer, i mean people who have published works on ao3, doesn't matter if it's once, or if it was ages ago, or if it's a regular occurrence. when i say reader, i mean people who have never published a work on ao3. the reader vote still counts if you don't have an account on ao3. if you're a writer who is also an active reader, please still click on the "writer" option!

please do boost this so it reaches a larger sample space!

So Mark Hulmes posted some thoughts on post-campaign Calianna on Twitter the other day and I for one am emotional

Calianna naming her children after Jester and Caleb may just be one of my favorite things now 🥺 Also dragon wives beloved

Hulmes considers this headcanon because it didn’t happen in game and Matt hasn’t approved it, technically, but it’s very sweet and Calianna is his soooooo. Canon. Yeah.

(I attempted to add alt text for all images but tumblr started replacing every image with the first one so… text transcripts would be greatly appreciated! 🥲)

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a pirate, a serial killer and a demon walk into a bar after a break up

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Here's the other thing is I think Imogen and Laudna are definitely trying to keep this a secret because of how fresh it is but we all saw what happened after the rock AND the ring. The second Ashton or Orym gets either of them alone for more then 4 seconds it's over

Ashton: why are you so happy?

Laudna: ha I don't even know what you're talkimogen KISSED me Ashton right in the middle of the farmers market and I kissed her BACK!

HOWARD IS MAKING ALL THE MOST INSANE CHOICES THIS EP. Weird boiled bacon flesh?? Pick it up with your bare hands. See a cop at a crime scene?? Punch him square in the face. SIR YOU HAVE A DOCTORATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

THEY ARE PLATONIC SOULMATES!!!1!11!!!!!!

i cannot stop thinking about project hail mary. grace sees a foreign ship right next to his, a foreign space ship in a foreign solar system, which means not only is there intelligent life out there but it’s right outside less than 300 meters away. the other ship sends an object across the space between them, and when he pulls it on board, pries it open, and inspects the inside, he finds a 3D star map with a line connecting two of the stars. a map that essentially says, without language, here’s where we are, and here’s where i came from. do you understand what i’m trying to tell you? and grace doesn’t hesitate. he’s known there’s other intelligent life in the universe for, at best, a little under an hour, and he doesn’t hesitate. he scrambles to find some materials he can use, welds a piece of wire to the map to say, i understand, and here’s where i came from, too, and he sends it back. in any other sci-fi story this would be a monumentally huge mistake! in any other sci-fi story, grace would have just projected our planet’s location to a group of potentially malicious invaders! but this isn’t any other sci-fi story. the alien made first contact using the only thing that was sure to be the same across alien life forms–the stars–and he gave them some common knowledge to build from. they’re not colonizers or crusaders or invaders. he and grace are just two scientists, both excited as hell to meet each other, both trying desperately to find a way to save their planets and both so, so relieved to not have to do it alone anymore. i’ve never read a better first contact story. i’m in love

project hail mary said "we would be ecstatic to find out that there's other intelligent life out there, so why wouldn't they be just as happy to find out about us?" and then proceeded to write an entire thesis on how the inherent nature of sentient beings is to forge friendships, to not be alone, to protect each other at all costs. i'm inconsolable