Corpo Agent

@alexs--wonderland

I'm Brandon, I'm 25 years old i play lots of video games mostly.

alexs--wonderland

hero-of-the-twlight

⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

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Someone add do you love the color of the sky

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

kennyswurvegurl

I’m going to hurt all of you

Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset

Welcome to hellsite, babes

Take a fuckin sip

you’re all insane

the-only-useful-lesbian

I think this is the longest post on this site

im-a-dragon-cawcaw

I AM

SOBBING

MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY

alexs--wonderland

Honestly hope Bethesda goes under at this point so that Microsoft can lose more money. Exclusives are the dumbest fucking thing in the gaming industry. The only thing more consumer unfriendly is microtransactions, and hey, at least those dont care what system you're on. Fuck sony and nintendo about this too, but just a big fuck Microsoft for perpetuating a shitty business practice after wanting to claim be so inclusive with their games and consoles, and fuck Bethesda for not having any balls in this situation and only wanting their top brass to have higher paychecks.

#video games #gaming #sony #Microsoft #nintendo #xbox #playstation

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hero-of-the-twlight

fuck every other tumblr ad this is the best one

alexs--wonderland

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

its the Grape

It's Dionysus

alexs--wonderland

First ever full odds random encounter shiny!! I love noivern's so much ☺

#pokemon #nintendo #shiny #shiny pokemon #video games #gaming #ive never had a random encounter pop up for me before #ive only had it happen on my friends game #@chosen by the gods

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hero-of-the-twlight

@alexs–wonderland

alexs--wonderland

Honestly makes me wish i was dead lol

alexs--wonderland

Ummmmm....

#this guy came up to me and was like come to my island sometime #I come over and this was the first room #help #gaming #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #anch

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Has anyone made this yet ?

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marioincandenza

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*

some ewok: *does a keg stand*

It’s better knowing somewhere off in the background Poes parents are just fucking like animals

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cuntsonbroadway

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

princecharmingtobe

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva.

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artzydragon-deactivated20230129

✨This Is the Shiny Luck Spell✨

Like to charge

Reblog to cast

alexs--wonderland

but when will these come back

alexs--wonderland

My shinies for the 2019 year, i did have 2 sobble's at one point but gave one away as a christmas gift. Happy New Year and Happy Hunting in 2020!!

#pokemon #shiny #shiny pokemon #gaming #pokemon swsh #pokemon sword and shield #swsh

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cuntsonbroadway

me to my gamer girl wife: sometimes i feel like there are 4 ppl in this marriage.. u, me, video games and weed… and its sick babe love u im so blessed

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cuntsonbroadway

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

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cuntsonbroadway

languageloveaffair

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cuntsonbroadway

millennial-review

alexs--wonderland

hero-of-the-twlight

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

#this is disgusting

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cuntsonbroadway

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

somewhereinjersey

alexs--wonderland

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death