BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
why is she serving
Big girl walking down the sturdy street
YESSSSSS like gimme all the info on the trails and local wildlife
HELLO?
Tumblr ads are better than tumblr posts
radspecter
*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*
There was a genuine problem (or “problem”) with the early English colonists where some colonists would see how the native people lived and go, Why the hell am I starving in this repressive Puritan community like a sucker when those people have shit figured out? and run off to join up with the native people.
So part of the reason for the “mystery” of the lost colony was that the colonizers didn’t want people to know that English people could voluntarily join forces with the locals and quite often be welcomed by them.
pure queer joy
ah! Everything in this! the switch leading! the hand on the back of his neck! the grace!
Is it too soon to reblog this? Oh, wait: I don’t care. Here it is again.
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
i love when you can see the balls from the back..clap if you love seeing the balls from the back
just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
remember when seasons could end with a cliff hanger knowing full well they will get to resolve it in like a year when the new one comes out?? remember when we had storylines that stretched out through whole seasons and did not end after 6 episodes 45 minutes each?? remember growing up with a show?? remember watching the first episode after school as a kid and finishing the last one as an adult?? hm?? do you???
The girlies have returned in droves
OH NO
incel-rights-advocate-deactivat
He's right and he should say it
the senate is lying to us
i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry