Harry: *gets a papercut*

Draco: *furiously whispers* Hasn’t he gone through enough?!

Marauders on Sept. 1

Sirius is always the first to arrive, eager to be on board to another year of pranks and mischief. His eyes light up when he sees Remus and tackles the lanky boy into a hug at the platform before boarding. Sirius overfeeds Remus’s owl when he’s not looking because he’s always convinced it’s too thin even though it’s perfectly healthy and his is overweight from too much love.

Remus brings the longest book he bought during the summer and spends about five minutes reading it because he gets entangled in Sirius and Peter arguing over the greatest pranks they pulled and who was most pivotal in it. It’s always James because he thinks the fastest on his feet when they go awry, which they usually do because of those two.

Peter always buys out half the trolley for the boys to share and opens the chocolate frogs first to help his ever-growing collection of cards. Sirius grabs the first box of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Bean that everyone else was too scared to touch. He purposefully seeks out the gross ones and dares the others to eat them. 

James is always the last to find them, making sure he greets Lily first and awkward as ever. Once he sits down, he takes out a giant sheet of parchment with his latest great prank outline that he came up with over the summer and starts explaining it to the others. Remus puts his book down at that point and makes note of all the problems with the break and basically rewrites the whole thing. 

They really gotta make a maurauder era movie or book or something

I would love a seven season Netflix series tbh

But no written by JKR cause I see enough of that snape apologist bullshit enough

Guess I’ll have to volunteer to do it then 😂

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

I think Remus Lupin would the kind of person who would diligently read the rule book from start to finish, close it and be like ‘I can have so much fun with this.’

Reblog if you agree.

When you didn’t see the major character death warning and it’s too late to give it up now:

some things haven’t changed so much. a little belated birthday present for @maria-tries!

lily luna potter, you were named after the best characters in the whole damn series. so you kinda lucked out on that one

OK, Secretly dating Drarry Fanfics are my weakness right now, so I did a rough comic based Loosely on this: X

Harry Potter style icon

So we’ve all just decided that Harry Potter is a terrible dresser?

Harry Potter? The boy who:

Oh no. The lad was bi, fly, ready to die and probably now owns 200+ pairs of designer trainers.

*Afterlife*

Sirius: And then I escaped from Azkaban

James: What? How did you get out? That’s imposible!

Sirius: What surprise you is that I escaped not that I was in there in the first place?

James: Sirius, honey, we all knew you’d go to Azkaban sooner or later

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.

I don’t get the last one e.e

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

^^^^^