Mushroom dino
HEY!! it’s been a little while!!
I recently got the magolor rement globe figure so i made an illustration practicing a textured style based on it! 2 versions because i cant decide what i like better tho
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
Favorite Seinfeld Episodes: “Godzilla vs. Biollante” (S1 Ep1.5)
Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.
Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
transsexual seinfeld episode where jerry’s girlfriend asks him to pretend to be cis to meet her parents. they try to get to know him, and he accidentally lets enough pre-transition information slip that her parents think he’s gay.
elaine goes to a function with a long women’s restroom line and decides to just use the men’s room. she gets kicked out and is furious on principle. she fights with jerry about this. “you did all that work to use the women’s restroom and you’re gonna go right back to using the men’s? what was it all even for?”
“y’know, elaine, you don’t know how good you have it. if i’d known the state of the men’s room before transitioning, i might not have gone through with it”
“you’d stay in the closet forever to avoid the men’s room?”
“not forever, just till they got their act together.”
“of course.”
“you know, with all the hullabaloo about informed consent, you’d think they’d tell you about the state of it in there before you start hormones.”
this sparks an argument between elaine and george about who’s had to sacrifice more in everyday life in their transition. george is furious that she thinks restroom lines are worse than balding. “look at my head elaine! did estrogen do this to you??”
kramer starts using new/man pronouns
live footage of me getting hit with the autism ray at birth
RATING: CUTE!
kirby loooooves autism and getting electrocuted
They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time
when you’re telling someone that you were on the wikipedia page for defunct US retail outlets and they’re like “why” and you suddenly realize that this is not someone you can successfully communicate with
this image has done so much for my perception of myself it isnt even funny
a new contender
No chocolate in this ice cream splatfest but then again chocolate has a whole splatfest dedicated to it.
Good luck everyone!