Alex

I have never seen ANYTHING this needlessly extra ever in my life. Why is he like this.

I feel like this is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted.

Look, sometimes you’re a polyamorous fae king in a fucked-up prank war with your wife and when your beau gives you something that seems like a really good idea you just gotta swing on a rope and put him on his back for a nice, long kiss with tongues.

Found the imdb entry! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4074180/

we gonna pin this bc this post gives me life

"why don't you wish you had been born cis lol" well first of all being trans has shaped my lived experience and if I was cis I would be a fundamentally different person and even for all my flaws and failings I am myself and I would not trade that for anything. Second of all being trans makes me exponentially sexier then i could ever be if I was cis.

cute date idea: you come over and i keep you

Mushroom studies!

call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours

you know that feeling when you can almost physically feel your brain extending its little arms to grab onto something and squeeze it tight

- Janet Fitch

BARBIE (2023) DIR. GRETA GERWIG

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

sheep things i imagine

debatable

Suspicious "sheep"

Garlic Bread

(by Greg McCall-Peat)

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

You can have all the chances Ryan

I fuckin love fried fish grilled fish baked fish red fish blue fish I'm so hungry I could eat a seahorse