"he was so insane for this" and it's just the hero of hyrule wearing a cunty little outfit
D&D warlock who’s literally just Fortunato from “The Cask of Amontillado”, having survived his immurement by making a deal with something in the dark, and the costume he was wearing the night he “died” has become the sign of his pact, so basically you’re playing as a depressed, alcoholic jester who sometimes has to run errands for He Who Waits Behind the Walls.
Reblogging for how fucking terrifying that last comment really is
list of mammals that are bugs
1. jerboa.
If you wear these while you browse Tumblr it’ll be just like it was in the old days
250 Park St, Jacksonville, Florida.
that flag teleports you i’m dead certain someone go touch it
This building is completely gone! Unplaced itself from reality lol since we couldn’t get a picture in the location we got popsicles instead.
The building is gone but the staircase is still there
alchemist-jijo
touching the flag teleported the entire building instead
Polar Bears are the only bear to actively hunt humans as food.
This isn’t curiosity. This is lethal intent.
It is with the heaviest of hearts that we must strongly advise against petting polar bears or allowing them into your house or vehicle. Tragically, despite the fact that polar bears are the cutest most perfect animal to ever live, they do want to eat you
Melinda thanks you for your generosity
Anonymous asked:
I'm struggling to even type this but... Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove was lowkey an awakening for me
Girl an awakening to WHAT
thinkin bout…salmon
flyingflapper
voloom
hyvä ja pyöreä….
anaemicfurby
Placeholder moustache
reguess1997
Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing
My sister and I are so frustrated with the complete lack of color tonight, like why is everything black and white and silver???
because of Covid everyone has lost their sense of taste
if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think
I haven't been on this hellsite in actual years and this is the first thing I see on this damn app. The devil works hard but whatever Tumblr does works harder
obsessed with people who stan side characters it’s so funny like you’ll see them talk endlessly about count gobbledegook IV and then you go to wikipedia and find out they’ve been in five episodes total across a 300 episode series