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@alexandershadowpuppet

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Title: The Child with Gold Blood

Character(s): Zhongli, Qiqi, Baizhu (Genshin Impact)

Summary: Cult au, Gold blood au; Zhongli never thought that he would hear the cries of a small child deep in forest mountains surrounded by slimes. You were very familiar to him yet he wasn’t sure if you were his creator. He didn’t know what to do when you pluck your finger in a rose thorn did he see gold.

Notes: Not gonna lie I thought that this would be a lot shorter… but it grew longer than I expect and I had a hard time drawing it to a close. The ending might seem a little rushed, but I am rather happy with it and cant wait to write more for this au!

Warnings/Tags: Fem!reader, child!reader, Purely platonic, cult themes, yandere / obession themes

Zhongli was taking a walk in the Liyue mountains when he heard the sounds of crying. He was surprised to hear the sounds of a child much less in the middle of nowhere he could feel no one around.

He found you hidden in the bushes and tall rocks, crying as if you have been there for a long time by now… Zhongli slowly walked over to you. You were around 7 or 8 years old, Zhongli suspected the closer he got to you.

He watched as slimes all looked at you worriedly as one of the hydro slime nudged as if to tell you not to cry, while a dendro slime used its leaves to play pick-a-boo in the hopes you would smile. But you did not.

Zhongli raised a brow at the scene.

A rock and pyro slime noticed Zhongli and started to panic, pushing other slimes to get their attention and when the other slimes all saw him they all started to panic too, jumping around you till they suddenly got their thoughts together and formed a wall around you all glaring hesitantly at Zhongli who could easily kill them.

It surprised Zhongli to find their behavior odd as they would always run away when they spot a vision bearer before coming back to deal a hit or two but instead of doing that they choose to protect a small child. “How odd..” He said under his breath, as he looked at you curiously if not a little cautious.

You opened your eyes a little wondering why the slimes were suddenly jumping even more than before till they suddenly stopped gathered on your side facing somewhere, and you looked at them tilting your head your eyes swollen when you slowly looked up to see a tall man walking over to you.

Zhongli watched your eye look at him in fear, every step made you flinch, stifling your tears he watched hold your breath thinking that maybe if you did that he would not notice you as you slowly tried to scoot away from him. But it was too late really, as he has already found you.

Zhongli’s eyes widen at your dirty clothes and the brushes in your arms and legs and on your face, he was concerned and worried really, where were your parents? Why would they leave their child in the middle of the mountains far from the city or villages?

He stopped in front of the slimes who stood their ground even though he could visibly see them shaking. He was about to move when a small voice stopped him, “Don’t hurt them…” Zhongli looked at you as you watched him almost protective of the slimes that surround you in a protective barrier. “Do not worry child, I will not hurt them.”

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Anonymous asked:

Do you think we can get haunted doll Nahida? Maybe Wanderer too? I love the idea of little reader and Nahida playing games together. 🥰

I already wrote something for Wanderer.. tho more specifically scaramouche i guess? as for Nahida hmmmm it probably would be a cute. But at the same....

lolll anyway hmmm Nahida as a huanted doll would be reading the reader head and pouring ideas in the little head of the reader which are bad ideas. Nahida looks like the doll that could create illusions too somewhat. reader would probably think that her parents are the real thing and follow them deep into the forest never to be seen again. Her real parents would try to get her but nature would not let them~

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Anonymous asked:

In Diluc's old scenario in the doll au, there was a kidnapping incident. Brainrot about how it was the one day wherein MC did not bring any of the dolls with her to the playground. Brainrot on how the dolls find her, save her, and distribute "justice" on the imbeciles that dared take her. I can see that as the first time some of them came close to being a real person for a moment (maybe Diluc and Kaeya since it was originally their scenario), as they covered MC's eyes and ears while humming a lullaby to soothe her to sleep. I wanna know how each of the dolls would enact their wrath, though we all know it would end the same lmao

☆Starlight Anon

Ohhh lmao hmmm well it wasn't on purpose when you left your dolls. You were sound asleep early in the morning when your parents came to your room to get you ready to head to your aunt's home. Yet instead of waking you up your father just couldn't bare to wake you up like this when you were so peaceful in your dreams. Not when you are also gonna sleep in the car.

Taking you in his arms care not to wake you up he took you away, as eyes watched him close the door of your room.

It wasn't like it was supposed to happen, dear your parents were so frightened. Your father was sensitive as he burst into anger when the police told him that you definitely weren't at the market. "OF COURSE SHE ISN'T! I TOLD YOU I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR HER!!" Your father yelled, and your mother was crying in the background supported by your aunt.

It was just a moment when they removed their eyes from you. Your aunt wanted them to head to the market for a moment just to pick up one or two groceries. And you who were awake and inside the pushcart, you were angry that your parents didn't bring your dolls with you, your hands crossed you stayed still in the cart.

Your lying form in the back of the kidnapper's car, the car speeding away from the mart. You were forced asleep, the man creeping both behind your parents' back and yours.

This kidnapper shouldn't have don't that.

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

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They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

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I’ve also seen it used to warn of an accident ahead. Basically anytime someone flashes their brights at you, if your own lights are 1) on, and 2) not on bright, you can take it to mean “slow down and pay attention for the next stretch of road particularly.”

Whether that’s for a speed trap, a herd of deer, or four fire trucks, two ambulances, and a dozen squad cars all clustered around what used to be two vehicles, slowing down and paying attention is good for you and can save you a lot of money and/or heartache.

The KOSA bill is an extremely harmful bill that is being brought forward to limit minors access to the internet. If you are able to, please sign petitions, call your representatives and senators, even if you are from another country, this could cause issues for people in your life. STOP KOSA.

IMPORTANT!

I’m writing to urge you to reject the Kids Online Safety Act, a misguided bill that would put vulnerable young people at risk.

KOSA would fail to address the root issues related to kid’s safety online. Instead, it would endanger some of the most vulnerable people in our society while undermining human rights and children’s privacy. The bill would result in widespread internet censorship by pressuring platforms to use incredibly broad “content filters” and giving state Attorneys General the power to decide what content kids should and shouldn’t have access to online. This power could be abused in a number of ways and be politicized to censor information and resources.

KOSA would also likely lead to the greater surveillance of children online by requiring platforms to gather data to verify user identity.

There is a way to protect kids and all people online from egregious data abuse and harmful content targeting: passing a strong Federal data privacy law that prevents tech companies from collecting so much sensitive data about all of us in the first place, and gives individuals the ability to sue companies that misuse their data.

KOSA, although well-meaning, must not move forward. Please protect privacy and stop the spread of censorship online by opposing KOSA.

Please go to @alpha to sign petitions against the KOSA act, if you havent heard what it is yet it's a bill that will restrict not only kids, but everyone's internet access online and where the government and your parents will have access to every single thing you text, search, and say online and more.

I have something I don’t know what to do with now. Pick one!! ^^

I did not expect this to be so one-sided but in retrospect I should not be surprised lol

ALRIGHT! Hisuian Zoroark it is. This thing will need some changes to accommodate but ultimately I think it will serve it better haha