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stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

sometimes people talk about the fake language they need to use on applications and cover letters to seem interested in what is obviously mindless drudgery meanwhile im like “i am passionate about proper paperwork and data entry” and literally mean it. congrats to this king

I could never leave this site

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

This post just kicked me in my teeth

bosohurricane

File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

X

This is so precious D;

We stan this lady

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

Dignity, always dignity…

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

12/10 Excellent veterinary work!💜

yeah.

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

nothin there

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

Today’s the day

It’s the day!!

This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

So I know this post is from 2018, and I’ve gone on and on about it haunting me (it does still, and I don’t even work there anymore), but I think all these years later and so close to her own birthday, she deserves to be seen for the gorgeous locomotive she is.

She’s beautiful, we adore her, and she’s going to be 149 this year! Happy birthday, lady!

she’s now 150!!

notice how everyone is horny today