Really sir YOU smirking because of drug joke.
I can't with this men.
When I tell you I gasped
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
“Is it really so difficult to do what must be done? It’s not difficult at all, when you stop fighting against it. One little step will get you started, and once you’re started, you become interested and invested. Once you’re started, momentum begins to give you a push that becomes stronger with each effort. Instead of putting off what you know must be done, what if you could somehow get yourself to be positively enthusiastic about it? You absolutely can, because you can choose how you wish to feel about anything.The genuine satisfaction in your life comes when you know you’re making a difference. And whatever it is in your world that must be done is your opportunity to make that difference. Go beyond intending, go beyond planning, go beyond wishing, and go beyond saying you need to get it done. Dive in, go to work, make something happen and be the positive, dynamic difference that makes you feel alive.”
— Ralph Marston
We already have this generation's "We Didn't Start the Fire" dammit
It's Bo Burnham's "That Funny Feeling" and it's perfect
when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
You know when someone goes through your blog on a mass like-spree for a fandom? I love those like, 19 notifications in a row. it’s like “Ah, I see you’re well into a fixation. God bless.”
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
you cant do this to me
Ok that was absolutely precious. I need more of the Bau interacting with the others's love interests/families.
Obssesed with the way Spencer is holding on to his Satchel for dear life when he leaves his apartment for the first time after Maeve's death. Comfort object :((
I love that when Spencer is about to say something that sounds out of character, either because he is acting or because he is in distress, he takes an pause lmao like his famous "and that.... bitch is a nobody!" On Zugwang or when he is ranting to Cat on Date Night about how he hasn't "Meet an girl that is not nice or cute enough or....sexy enough!" It's funny.
The fact that 2x16 wasn't even meant to take place after Revelations is so funny- like 2x17 it FEELS that it happens a few days after it, with Spencer getting late to the office with everyone quietly watching him and stuff- but 2x16 literally opens with an random convo of Emily and Derek talking about an book as Spencer, after literally dying, and currently high as a kite, is making coffee on the background 💀💀
It is always like that every time they go through something traumatizing next day they just go back to work like nothing and I think that's why it's so powerful when we actually see them go through something like when Spencer takes some days off after Maeve dies but guess what even then he's back to work in less then a week 😀😀😀
And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close
Look we have records of Medieval Knights crying out in their sleep, having emotional outbursts or flinching at the sound of clashing metal. We have records of people all through history who were treated badly by people who should have loved them, and having problems knowing who to trust. We have years worth of artists putting their human pain at broken hearts and broken promises into music that makes us cry.
Yes people have been traumatized by awful things for all of history and just like them You didn’t deserve to be hurt either.
I was going to write an "the only CM season that doesn't hurt/traumatize Spencer is the 16th one, because he is not on it" joke but then I remembered what the show did to J.J and Emily, giving them trauma on seasons they were NOT on, and I 💀💀
Jesus Christ I didn't thought about it, oh no oh no no please leave him alone
They should just kill him as an act of Mercy at this point.
Wait wait what if he's taking again and he isn't actually on any "mission".
What if he got a mental breakdown after his mom died and now he's in some kind of mental hospital or rehab.
We know that writers are f****** insane so I wouldn't be surprised
