I wish I understood what goes on inside Mads Mikkelsen’s head

HEX GRLZ   💀 💀

AW YAAASSSSSSSS

my childhood crushes

The Skellyboys have decided to start a garden! They’re growing deadly nightshade, water hemlock, tomatoes, just regular stuff!

Good morning it’s my birthday and my last day of class

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*

me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

just some of my favorite boys

who is she

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

Lightning: be like 🌩⚡️ me: 😩👏🏾👌🏾 do it bitch..hit me

reblog if youve ever been called -bread -oprah winfrey -pianist -cake pan