you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

Y'all better be shittin me

do it

give me doot doot

Please??

We might break this person

doot doot?

Can I have one?

gimme a d o o t d o o t

doot doot

OH?

UPDATE

I bet I won’t.

How bout me?:)

Hm🤔

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

i want a doot doot

I just want a lil doot doot😓

im curious..

can i get one?

do me :3

Ok but is it true?

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

I gotta test this

mmh

doot doot?

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

doot doot/

…i wanna b dooted :<

Im testing if its scam or not

gimme gimme

I don’t believe you

there’s no way

???

reblogging 3 times for science

i need to know

…Does this still work?

Uhh

yo wait does this actually still work???

DOOT DOOT

:0 doot doot?

i must say, i am curious to see what becomes of this

doot doot?

Aint no way

i wonder….

is it still around?

it is! I got the ask today lol

hmm.

for science!

Readers Added Context:

There’s literally no way

ill be the judge of that…

Both: TRY IT DEMON!

Lets goo

Genuinely curious if I’ll get doot doot'ed

lets overthrow mama

albert wesker says gay rights

since dbd made wesker relevant again i’ve gone and dug this up

i made this when i was still in highschool omg

since re9 has been announced and it’s june…

A major problem of being a writer is falling in love with your side characters. You want to explore them, want to share every detail you created for them, show them off to your readers. The pain of not letting them outshine the main character is real.

Me, because why do side characters steal the show in whatever chapter I write them

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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

Yeah pretty sure we’re all hoping for a divorce on this one lol

how did this fucker say it’s “not as bad as it sounds” and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

That’s what we call growth.

for those wondering what the welsh at the end meant

it's actually okay to not read for a while. it's okay to only read one or two books a month. it's okay to not have a yearly reading goal. it's okay to read books that aren't all over the internet. it's okay to get books from the library or kindle and not buy a copy after.

you're not quite an emergency, is the thing. you're just having a bad spell. so what if you can't ever really catch your breath. can't ever really feel at ease. a buzzing, terrible feeling.

but emergencies are loud, and passionate, and hit the floor. you are not a lion or a hurricane, you just live in a pretty okay apartment and your back hurts. you wake up and drag yourself out of bed and banish what if i was dead thoughts like cobwebs. you pick out your clothes and try to stay active. you apply for jobs on the internet.

the anxiety is a wave, and the depression is a spiral. the other stuff keeps things "colorful." you mitigate your symptoms and take your meds when you have them and you try to hang out with friends. you go home and your head is full of riverwater. no matter how much you sleep, you still stay tired. you journal and practice gratitude and build from the bottom upwards. and still, the haunting.

you're not a 911 call or a shriek. you're just staring up at the ceiling and feeling the house settle into your bones. you feel you are playacting as a wolf when you're only a sheep. not quite dry and not quite drowning.

over and over, you slog through the creek.

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.

YOUR HAIR? WACK. YOUR OUTFIT? WACK. YOUR STYLES? WACK. YOUR DEVIL SWORD? WACK. THE WAY YOU LIVE? WACK. THE WAY YOU REJECT YOUR DEMONIC HERITAGE? WACK.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

this shit pisses me off so badly like get the fuck off you’re not a writer

like to charge reblog to cast

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hot girl shit (reading fanfiction on a friday night instead of going out)

No one:

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