It's Always Sunny

Rupi Kaur, Milk & Honey (via thelovejournals)

My ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I received my name and my life’s blood, Lorelai Gilmore. My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be. She filled our house with love and fun and books and music, unflagging in her efforts to give me role models from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith. As she guided me through these incredible eighteen years, I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her. Thank you, Mom. You are my guidepost for everything.

“hey come hang out with my other friends, i want you to meet them!”

*with friend’s other friends*

*hears them make racist/misogynistic/homophobic/transphobic comments*

omg I relate so hard

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

Down With Golf

Where’s that post about being anti-lawns going back to the French Revolution about how wasteful rich people were being by making ginormous gardens while France starved. I feel like there is a comparison to be made there. 

Fuck golf it’s the most boringest sport and rich white people do it on exclusive rich white people spots and it wastes so much damn water. 

this golf stuff is cool and all but I’m really much more interested in how promiscuous millennials are killing McDonald’s

I’m curious as to how we’re killing Home Depot.

Could it be that we’re unable to afford houses and, being stuck in apartments, have little ability or authority to upgrade our own appliances and put up a deck?

Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

This episode aired in 2002….

unknown (via hatin)

“The decision to cancel a season is serious and consequential, and reflects Harvard’s view that both the team’s behavior…run[s] counter to the mutual respect that is a core value of our community,” Harvard President Drew Faust wrote in a statement. Faust also said that there have been initial discussions looking into whether this behavior occurs on other sports teams.

It’s nice to see Harvard live up to the standard of conduct Elle Woods set.

“You recognized and dealt with misogyny at Harvard?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject