In Full Swing: A comic about Spider-Gwen’s past inspired by Across the Spider Verse 🏳️‍⚧️ (⚠️Spoilers!⚠️)

Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping

This is my autism workout plan

I wonder if a weighted blanket could fix like 10-20% of me?

more shit i found on pintrest

Perrin reminded me of someone..💙

In case you're curious, this wouldn't crack the top 100 on the list of weirdest things to happen on the washington state ferry system

i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt

star trek should be about three things

1. a hopeful, if complicated, future

2. the most batshit insane gay subtext youve ever seen in your life

3. sequins

u guys know sexuality gender and the way u feel attraction can change right. u know you can put labels on and off right. nothing is solid swim a little if you like etc

Labels are descriptive, not prescriptive. Call yourself whatever you think works for you. You literally cannot be wrong. You just learn more and adjust accordingly.

perrin and dipplin !!!!!!!!

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

fuck transphobes, and people who restrict access to gender reaffirming care especially if they know the statistics

Allow me to be among the first to make a Perrin meme

which lucky lady gets to be subjected to me behaving like this 24/7 🧍🏻‍♂️

I'm literally this dad

I love these videos they're all having so much fun

omg this was hilarious 💀

the editing ✨ the acting ✨ the tension build-up ✨ the line delivery ✨ 100/10 video

Tumblr has home grown insanity.

On Twitter or TikTok you find all these people who are doing weird shit, but it's all a facade and it's all for clout.

On Tumblr though, you can find somebody who has based their entire Tumblr account on wanting to fuck the mascot guy on the Pringles can, and you think "maybe it's their side blog" but it's not because they sent you an ask and their url is "im-going-to-fuck-the-pringles-mascot-guy" and you can't possibly miss that in your inbox. And when you go and check their account, they've been posting the same shit about wanting to fuck the Pringles can mascot guy almost daily since July of 2016. And then you fall in love and get married on a windswept cliffside. And on the day of your wedding it's cloudy, but you don't care. Because you have each other. And when the party is over and you're in the taxi back to your hotel, they kiss you on the cheek and whisper into your ear "you'll always be my Pringles mascot guy."

When I see motion in them grey sweats

why do people just wake up and choose violence

Seaside Bava 🌊 ☁️ ~

this might be a hot take but i think we should still be required to wear masks on airplanes

we need to start hounding people into wearing masks again. why aren’t you wearing a mask on public transit? why aren’t you wearing a mask in the crowded grocery store? why aren’t you wearing a mask in the literal hospital? if you’re half as progressive as you claim to be you’d require masks at your busy events. you’re not a progressive if you’re leaving out the immunocompromised. plus covid can still fuck you up even if you’re perfectly healthy and had your vaccines. wouldn’t you rather be unnecessarily cautious than risk getting yourself or someone else sick? put your mask back on in the crowded mall. coward

PERRIN RAAGRGHHH (thank you adaman)