same energy

one of my favorite jokes of all time

reasons i would lay down my life for danny devito

It’s time to say goodbye to

And say hello to

“A lot of actors and people in the film industry complain about the promo tour because they don’t like sitting in hotel rooms, but I’ve been stalking you online, and you, Chris Hemsworth, and Mark Ruffalo seem like you’ve had a ball.”

My heart actually hurts because of how much love it holds for Joe Mazzello.

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This deserves to be on all three of my blogs.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

bless this post, I needed a laugh and also some screaming

“___ so jot that down” is an iconic phrase and we have rob mcelheney to thank for his iconic gay character with his iconic gay phrase

remember when Kylie Jenner tried to file a lawsuit to get the kylie.com url and kylie minogue’s legal team called her a “background reality tv character” LMDSOIGHOUGHUODHG

Yarn Giveaway

While destashing, I’ve come across three unused skeins of yarn that, while very nice, I don’t see myself ever using.

So, I’ve decided to do a giveaway for my followers here and on Instagram.

Like and/or reblog this post (each like and reblog = one entry) and one winner will receive the above*** (two skeins of Madelinetosh Merino Light [colorway “wellwater”] and one skein of Shepherd’s Wool [colorway “Garnet”]).

I’ll pick one winner from all tumblr and IG entries on December 10 at 5pm EST. Good luck!

****(not included: orange kitteh in the background).

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

DUMBASSES who SUPPORT BISEXUALS can clap too

I still don’t know what I am but I’m definitely a dumbass

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

this episode is a masterpiece 

where is charlie day’s emmy

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

this is so sad private 27-piece orchestra play despacito

Not often I get to reblog horrible histories