Random~

Top 5 curve of all time.

I just snorted water out of my nose

LMFAOOOOO.

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

oh my god it is the legendary moon moon post

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine

this fucking account ohmy god

hey tumblr remember the Puss in Boots movie

That last image might be the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

me when someone asks what my goals for the future are

sixpenceee, in response to your post about the artist using clay and resin to create hyper-realism 3D animals, there’s also artists who use this technique to create monsters

WOAH!

FYI: The artist’s etsy page can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/tinplatestudios

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight. 

who wants to road trip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots as we can

He’s actually not wrong

words i use in every sentence:

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

#hades probably double knots his laces

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

Filed under: Favorite Myths

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

I love this post every time I see it.

me when i leave my room for dinner