The most accurate rendition of a kid's homemade book ever. Including drawing a barcode on the back which I did for all the books and cards I drew as a kid.
How to get a villain to like you?
i think you should create the thematic opposite of whatever cult they're leading and try and one-up their Blue Themed world domination with your own Red Themed world domination. that's prime flirting
My ditto had been transformed into a quagsire for a suspiciously long time. I'm starting to think it is an actual quagsire and not my ditto. Please help im confused
get someone with a pokédex to check. however you run the risk that whatever adventurous scamp you pick up ALSO gets in on your dittos joke
The entry for Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo’s official site for the Super Mario Bros. 35th anniversary has an error in its ESRB rating: “Mild Cartoon Violence” is spelled “Mild Cartton Violence” instead. Bizarrely, this is spelled correctly in all other places on the website; suggesting that instead of using a template, some Nintendo employee typed out the ratings individually for each of the games.
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mild carlton violence
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
What's this metal bird doing, bro, we're in Unova!
oh my god he's headed right for the towers
it’s that time of the year where u go outside and some are wearing tank tops some are wearing turtlenecks some are wearing a jacket and a coat and some are shirtless and you can’t blame anyone because it represents exactly how the weather is
Did this need testing? No!
Was I surprised by the result? For sure!
You know how lo-fi likes to sprinkle in random audio clips from old anime or whatever? I’m on a conference call regarding a major livesite issue, but where someone only speaks every couple minutes for a status update, and I also have the Lofi Girl station on at the same time, and it works *perfectly*. Like, you’ll just have these chill beats, and every few minutes someone says “rack 17 is energized, but networking is still down” or something.
I’ll stop after this, but someone said “Alejandro, how are you coming with that TOR switch?” just before the beat dropped, and then a few seconds later muttered “Alejandro, you are still muted”. Absolutely sublime.
During the pandemic I found that layering lo-fi over my lecture videos improved them a Lot
Meaningwave has an entire Audiobook of the first Dune Novel set to lofi and it's low key ruined all other audiobooks for me
Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean
NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT
"If you smile too much you'll get laugh lines!!!!!" what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body
So like, Martian Manhunter is a telepath and he’s said several times in Justice League comics that he doesn’t like getting into Batman’s head because it’s really unpleasant in there, and I always kind of rolled my eyes because at the time it was said, Batman was in his toxic masculinity/I’m so edgy stage. I thought it was a cheap way of going “oooh look he’s so grim and dark and cool even telepaths can’t handle him”
But taken with the modern “Batman has PTSD and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder” this suddenly makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE because if there is a way to get a telepath to go “um no thank you” to some mental shenanigans it would be someone with constant obsessive intrusive thought spirals and massive trauma.
Like Martian Manhunter hooking up a mental link between Justice League members trying to screen out how Batman’s brain is screaming at him for the entire 12 hour mission about how Nightwing hasn’t stopped by the cave to switch out his costume for the new improved kevlar weave so he has definitely already been killed by a rocket launcher and oh god what is Batman going to say at the funeral
so after the mission is over Martian Manhunter has like, a telepathic hangover and has to call Dick up on his Justice League reserve communicator going “I swear to god, if you don’t get your ass to Gotham to switch out your suit I will come down there, phase into your body and WALK YOU THERE MYSELF. Which incidentally, IS ALSO SOMETHING BATMAN WORRIES ABOUT” and then has to crawl into bed for 3 days
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