take me to your river

a/n: im so sorry this took so long but ah my longest smut fic ever i hope you like! its down bad. mommy wanda number one public hero.

word count: 14006

warnings: 18+!! dirty talk, dumbification, edging, mommy kink of course, strap on use (r receiving), oral (r receiving) (and strap sucking), d/s dynamics, subspace

summary: wanda wants to push reader into subspace as much as she possibly can

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THAT IS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUC OH MY GOD THE PRAISING AND THE SWEET TALKS AND WANDA BEING THE SOFTEST MOMMY EVER AAHHHH CANT STOP SMILING LITERALLY I SWEAR IM NEVER GONNA STOP THINKING AND DAYDREAMING ABOUT THIS

AND WANDA BEING LOVELY AND SOFT AND CLINGY ALL DAY GOT ME LIKE 🥺🥺😫 I WANT THAT SO BAD AND I NEED HER TO TREAT ME LIKE A BABY AND CARE FOR ME FOREVER

Mirror, Mirror | Two

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PART ONE

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader

Summary: Wanda oscillates between crying and being overcome with confidence to confess. She barely has time to reflect when the devastating news arrives that you have a date, and Wanda needs to formulate a plan—quickly.

Warnings: best friends to lovers. shenanigans. jealousy, jealousy. sexual tension. pining. yearning. sexual thoughts. spicy (tumblr's version). stupid steve. neurotic nat. brat & stinky. bug as in shutterbug.

*explicit version will only be available on Ao3 & will be posted there after series is completed*

Note: cue the shenanigans of date stalking and taylor swift. Put your hands together for the real MVP of this chapter: Yelena.

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This week's philosophical question is: Is it gay to think about your best friend?

The short answer is no. The long, complicated answer is that it might be. 

the car scene is GOLD i freaking love it

*2nd pic is me praying for wanda*

want to call a girl mommy and watch her eyes go from caring to predatory as she realizes how much power she has over me

MISTY DAY (AMERICAN HORROR STORY)

latex & leather are long distance lesbian lovers

insatiable.

summary. you and wanda enjoy a sensual moment in bed.

featuring. wanda maximoff x gn!reader

cw. top!reader, bottom!wanda, pre-established relationship, soft smut, fingering, allusions to face-sitting.

word count. 0.4k

note. a queen like her needs a throne to sit on (my face).

Gossip girls

😭😭😭😭😭 so cute 💔😭😭😭

Good For Me

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Gender Neutral Reader

Word Count: 1,340

Warnings: Bunny Hybrid Wanda Maximoff, Veterinary Reader, Bottom Wanda/Top Reader, Cunnilingus, Allusions to Blow Jobs, Praise, Body Worship…ish? | 18+ Minors DNI

Summary: In which Wanda makes you late for work when she’s unable to contain her needs.

hybrid wanda yay!!!!! 🤌🤌

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

I’m not risking it

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

Hate seeing these posts sm cos I have to reblog 🙄 SORRY 😭

If you're older than me, just degrade me or praise me idc, fuck me to the heaven mommy

Sweet trouble

Pairing: Step!Mother Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader

Word count: 12.7k

Summary: Being left home alone is the perfect time to catch up on all your secret activities. What you don't expect is that your Step Mother has secrets of her own, or that you'll stumble on them accidentally. What will happen when she finds out you've been going through her things?

Warning: NSFW, 18+, lesbian relationship, Stepcest?, masturbation, edging, teasing, oral, fingering, finger sucking, Mommy!Kink, top!Wanda, Bottom!Reader

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Dark Paradise

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 2,098

Warnings: Dark Scarlet Witch, Allusion to Murder, Kidnapping, Dub-Con, Bondage…ish, Enchanted Strap-Ons, Breeding, Sadism, Praise, Degradation, Mommy Kink | 18+ Minors DNI

Summary: When Wanda loses the version of you from her world, she is determined on getting you back one way or another.

Marry Me

Summary: Once upon a time, you dreamed of marrying your girlfriend of two years but she broke up with you before you had the chance to ask her for her hand. Now with a wedding invitation in your hand, she's getting married but she's not marrying you.

Pairings: Past!Wanda Maximoff x reader, Yelena Belova x reader

Warnings: mention of cheating, angst with a happy ending, modern AU, no powers/Avengers, Starks aren't dead and decent parents lol

Word Count: 4.4k

‘Together with their families Wanda and Vision invite you to their wedding,’ the world around you seemed to become white noise. You didn’t hear your roommate talk about some guy that stood her up or the weatherman talking about the weather. Nothing else seemed to matter. “Are you listening to me?” No, you weren’t. That’s what you wanted to say but you stayed frozen, unable to speak. Sarah snatched the invitation out of your hand. You didn’t bother to stop her. “No fucking way this bitch invited you to her wedding,” Sarah had strong feelings about the ending of your relationship with Wanda. She had every right to be upset as she was the one to mend the broken pieces. “Are you going?”

Carol (2015)

This is why my ask phrase is what it is because I love this scene so much. The desperation and desire to be known by someone, pleading them to ask about you so they know you truly and deeply is why this is one of my favorite scenes from Carol.

good lord

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

topical :/

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

idk i just think that being called “little one” by a giant demonic being while it holds me in its massive hands would fix like 98% of my issues at least

The Other Woman

chapter: the other woman | the devil in red

pairing: wanda maximoff x reader

summary: while making her conscience travel through the multiverse to locate stephen strange and america chavez, wanda maximoff discovers something very peculiar about herself as she fucks her variant's wife, or, apparently, a bunch of variants have ended more than once in the same universe, and they quickly figure out that a certain Wanda doesn't mind sharing her wife with her counterparts.

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