if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

When the honeymoon stage ends what happens

…………

You’re more honest with each other. Bodily functions are something to laugh about. Sweatpants and tee shirts are a regular thing. They know what you look like without all the makeup. Being “laid up and watching Netflix” is the only thing you’re looking forward to after work. You don’t go on fancy dates as often but you trade that for quality time. You find yourself being more vulnerable and you open up more. They become your best friend. You will able to talk about anything. You won’t be worried about impressing their parents, you’re just gonna love them anyway regardless of how their parents may feel. You will have inside jokes that no one else will get. Sex is not as often but, twice as passionate. Little fights will happen, but you’ll learn not to sweat the small stuff. You’ll learn what compromise really is about. You’ll dream about the future together. Grow together. Be on each other’s team. See their ugly crying face, and be the one to wipe the tears away & do something stupid to make them life. things are amazing after the honeymoon stage. However, it’s a time about giving up your walls and open up some doors you have locked a long time ago.

That’s why some people don’t make it past this point, because they don’t know what unconditional self-love means. Remain open and optimistic, love will never fail you.

I love when this post resurfaces. It’s like a gentle reminder.

….. you know in shrek 2 the love potion is supposed to turn you and your lover beautiful if one person drinks it. donkey drank it and he turned into a horse …so what the fuck do you think his dragon gf turned into while the main plot was happening…

what are y'all (18+) aesthetic blogs gonna do if I’m under 18???? pale bubblegum goth me to death??? not a chance

me: has a babyface, rly awkward, probably a yam

my mutuals: glowing, ethereal beings that blind others with their beauty

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

i love all my girls who are also going thru it™ and i hope we all make it out ok

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Thank you… Passin’ dis along

have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM

Every single person you see, is a result of someone’s orgasm.

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me