Robert Descharnes, Amanda Lear as Saint Lucy, styled by Salvador Dali for the December 1971 issue of Paris Vogue, Portlligat, Spain, July 2, 1971
LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy
there is no lamp post its pure flyer
You could carbon date this to the ice age
peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses
One time I pissed on a bear at a zoo (I was a child)
imagine you are a short cunt with four failchildren and you just died on a plane toilet only for your impossibly tall brother to turn up to your funeral absolutely swagged out in a tasteful blazer and turtleneck combo
returning to this post to read the tags like my morning newspaper and nothing has decimated me quite as much as this tag
dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too
L + ratio + I am warning you Javert + I am a stronger man by far + there is power in me yet + my race is not yet run
gays work for waystar royco. real faggots work for nohobal enterprises!
“Why, this beats even shorthand! May I hear it say something?”
a commission of jack and mina from the scene where he's showing her the phonograph!
okay im reading the divine comedy but this shit isnt funny at all. does anyone know when the jokes start.
man come on
being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES
don't even think about it
me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
fucking obliterated lmao
Throwback to when I put my name as Dante Alighieri on Academia.edu and received this email
@dishevelledguyswag as someone who HAS read hamlet, this is the funniest fuckign thing
do you think he effectively utilized feminism when he berated ophelia to get thee to a nunnery and also his mother for sleeping with her late husband's brother
















