@alans-anguish

Alan • Him 🏳️‍⚧️• I like MEN HAHAH AHHAHEHEHEH

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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blemgoid

been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏

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blemgoid

to all da lamers/haters out there: i only offer shitty spells like for making people break up, lose job/money, get sick etc. so all my customers deserve 2 get scammed. i am a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar

sometimes people need to go animal mode and aimlessly wander around their home, making random noises at any given moment. Maybe stand in place for a moment, staring into space.