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Hey folks it’s been 10,000 years since I’ve posted here.
I really don’t use Tumblr much at all anymore, despite some of my posts still becoming more viral than I ever will lol.
BUT I am very active on Twitter and am working on some big new things, so if you enjoy my cosplay work, my text posts, or just want to stay mutuals please follow me there!
I’ll leave you with this compilation of my Instagram Top Nine as incentive to head over to my other accounts because LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF I’VE BEEN DOING WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM TUMBLR :P
To the tune of YMCA
Mothman!
Your a moth and a man
I said
MOTHMAN
Your a man whose a moth
I said
MOTHMAN!
your pretty wings are so soft
when you
flap
against
my
lampshade!
MOTHMAN
There’s no need for a frown
I said
MOTHMAN
Put that man on the ground
He’s so
FRIGHTENED
So high up in the air
Won’t you
Please
Put
Him
Down
Gently
braybray-craycray
IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE
M
O
T
H
THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A
M
O
T
H
YES ITS BACK NON MY DASH
timesarehardfornewsies
I’VE HAD THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR TWO WEEKS
Jaime Reyes: *encounters a mild inconvenience*
Scarab: DEATH MODE ACTIVATED
You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’
Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think
pitbullmabari
Anonymous asked:
How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel
I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING
an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other
The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme Song on Marimba by percussionist Aaron DeWayne.
llwi
When he switched to the dungeon theme I lost my mind
onlygoodluthor
I am the happiest person alive right now
fuckcornflakes
Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyeeee
Source: youtube.com
steve: *unfreezes bucky* rise and shine bitch we’re going on a space war and fighting a giant grape
bucky:
I don’t believe it. What are you? A believer.
“There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people. To see if we could become something more. So when they need us, we could fight the battles that they never could.”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
wonder woman: hey bruce, uh, question
batman: shoot
wonder woman: what's mr. freeze's motivation again
batman: his wife is sick + in suspended animation, he's also sick, wants to find a cure
wonder woman: so like. loss of a loved one basically
batman: more or less
wonder woman: right, right, and he's planning to do this...
batman: well he's a brilliant researcher so mostly he crimes for funding
wonder woman: and your day job is?
batman: owner of an incredibly successful corporation, practically the cornerstone of the Gotham economy
batman: why do you ask
some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort
- Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? “Prices and participation may vary.” I wanna open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say “Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets! We are not affiliated with that clown.”
- Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.
- I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments and one fuckin’ complicated payment. We can’t tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! Good luck, fucker! That last payment must be made in wampum!
- Hey, if you wanna talk to me after the show, I’ll be… fuckin’ surprised.
- This shirt is “dry-clean only”… Which means it’s dirty.
- One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… What’s it look like? ”
- An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- I play golf. I’m not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. And that’s way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell “Fore!” but I was too busying mumbling “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.”
- When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things besides comedy. They say “All right you’re a stand up comedian, can you act? Can you write? Write us a script.” They want me to do things that’s related to comedy, but it’s not comedy. That’s not fair. It’s as though if I was a cook, and I worked my ass off to become a good cook, and they said “All right you’re a cook… can you farm?”
amphitryo
- “Rice is great when you’re you’re hungry and you want 10,000 of something”
- “Tennis is depressing because no matter how good you get, you will never be as good as a wall”
- “I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it”
- “I walked into Target and I missed.”
If a video game let's me hunt with a bow and arrow I will waste no less than 10 hours gallivanting in the woods doing just that.
Short comic, it ends here.
I came up with this idea long ago, right after reading for the first time Old Soldiers, in fact this comic takes place immediatly after the end of it. Also starring an old headcanon about Reaper!Gabriel, with actually very loooong messy curly hair, like in this drawing I did some time ago. I hope it doesn’t bother you! :D
Told ya I was not done with these two ;)