oh so when BARBIE wants to stop being a doll and interact with the real world as a real person, it's fine and fun and great, but when I, charles "chucky" lee ray,
I mean they did arrest barbie. that's a pretty significant thing that happened. like I understand where you're coming from but they did very much arrest barbie
“no polyamory at pride” is some chronic no bitches shit. that’s got to be made up. no gay person would say that they’d have no fucking friends
ADHD
2016
Zhou Wendou
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give a boy a flower and he says awww and smells it and does a cute little twirl. give a girl a flower and she says thankslol and eats it
I always wanted these three to go on tour together but it would probably just be this
crabmultitool
See this is the kind of stuff the tumblr store needs to be selling
Swiss army crab
Unknown
豆鼠木彫根付
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod
Edo period (1615–1868)
body horror in robots is a concept that needs to be explored more i think. there's a lot of potential there
here's an example
so imagine you're a robot that works at a grocery store. your life is pretty standard, not much different from any other grocery store robot
but one day you're restored from a backup and now everyone's acting a little weird and sad around you. you have no idea why because your backup was made yesterday morning
eventually you find out that your old body was found laying in a river with its hard drive and motherboard and a bunch of other stuff removed
you were essentially killed and your corpse desecrated and you will probably never find out what happened
now that's bad enough right? but THEN
a whole year later, you've mostly gotten over this whole thing, and you approach a customer who is a fellow robot
you scan them as a Standard Robot Greeting and
they have the same type of hard drive as you
same serial number
you realize that that's YOUR hard drive in the other robot
they have your brain
they have your old brain, and they are using it
WHY do they have your old brain.
and then suddenly the other robot drops everything and BOLTS it out of the grocery store and you never see them again
that would fuck you up a little i think
columbo teaming up with any detective is fun but the issue is that the one constant of columbo is that he basically knows the killer before he even arrives, so the mystery is less whodunnit and more about how columbo is going to catch this dude in his lie. therefore I propose the best columbo x detective crossover is not in fact columbo and benoit blanc or sherlock but in fact Columbo and the Scooby Doo Gang. In this essay i w-
He’d LOVE THEM!!! They’ve no clue who did it, they’re off somewhere setting up a literal trap and eating chilli while he’s making sure the killer is always just close enough to get annoyed with them and him, and at this point he’s trying to see if he can make them just outright confess before one of Fred’s contraptions go off, or if he’ll need to arrange a setup where the confession is after the killer’s literally been trapped in a barrel of molasses up to his hips. Either way, he’s having a blast looking after his nephew or niece and their friends! No, he can’t remember which one he’s actually related to, wether it’s from his side or his wife’s side or if he’s even related to one of them or not, but they all call him Uncle Columbo either way, so who cares?
You would kill a man for this bedroom
you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd (cw *slight* flashing images)
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