Hey @dimonds456 genuinely what the fuck how are you such an insanely good poet and on a meme post /pos. I want to eat your writing skills.
You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you’re about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.
Veeeeeeeeeeery long post, 4500+ words
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“Uh, honey?” a slightly bewildered and rather worried voice called out from the living room of 1037 Fillmore Street.
“Yes, dear?” Laura responded, wondering what had spooked her husband so much.
“Did you catch the news?”
“No, the stove’s rather loud. Why?”
“Well, uh,” Zachary Zhou called back, “Just come down. I-I can’t really explain it any better than the news can.”
Laura’s feet tapped down the stairs, as she came to see what was troubling her husband. She had a similar reaction upon seeing the TV screen.
“Well then.”
“Yep.”
“Are you going to do something about it?”
“Well, I’ve got arthritis now, and my doctor says that too much activity could give me a heart attack, but…” Zachary trailed off, before gesturing at the screen. ”I mean, I gotta do something, right?”
Based on a discussion with friends, Emmet and Nemona would get along 😂 (thanks to @cupcakestreets for the idea)
Anonymous asked:
Did you know that in some older movies instead of using special effects or whatever nonsense they'd just set a Baxcalibur or Nidoking loose on a model city? I think they should go back to doing that
the producers of pokézilla must’ve been sweating on The Darkest Day
i fucking love poison types like you cant go wrong
banger after banger after banger!!!!
what is this.
it's a sleeping torterra and its little buddy
My little buddy hades has been staring at me for five minutes now, should i be concerned?
ive never seen a goomy so full of malice. i'd say just try everything. food, water, pokédoll, potion, the works.
Anonymous asked:
so apparently somebody in the unova nature reserve recently fished up a level 99 magikarp...
important decision to make
Anonymous asked:
So uh... A friend of mine said they found a shiny Leafeon the other day and caught it... How do I explain to her that a Leafeon with brown leaves is a sick and dehydrated Leafeon instead of a shiny without her Bellossom kicking my butt?
there should be some pretty obvious signs of dehydration esp this late into summer for leafeon (lack of appetite, lethargy, stiff or crumpled leaves, brown instead of green). also any google search of a shiny leafeon will prove them otherwise.
enjoyment
rotom and gengar playing and having fun <3
Peep the animation me and my sister worked on together she always thought this part in crush sounded like pikmin
Rho Ophiuchi ~ our nearest star forming cloud complex. Taken by James Webb on it's first birthday.
Stars within this cloud are similar in mass to the Sun or smaller. This bright red emission comes from jets of molecular Hydrogen gas flowing at fast velocities from an invisible protostar, VLA1623, a star so young that many Stone Age cave paintings pre-date it!
source: https://esawebb.org/images/weic2316a/
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
I will gladly go to jail for her
@bloodied-dagger @haystarlight @rainbowangel110 and whoever else
Going to jail for tally hall
@aledradio @chrishallbeck that aught to do it
mmm reference photos, did i punch someone???? maybe???
@squidsandthings @little-birdoftheforest @badgamegraphics @bravestlittlegirlintheworld @deluded-pomegranate
have fun <3
Going to jail for my dice crimes (too many dice). I think I have over 200 dice at this point lmao. These dice are from @fennekandfinch and they just arrived yesterday btw. They have really cool dice :D
Anyway tags: (I tried to tag as many people as I could think of but my memory is bad so anyone who wants to feel free to rb this)
Henna crimes :(
Thanks for the tag!!
Man this isnt even a banned book (yet? Who fuckin knows)
…of course he got me arrested
i'm sorry you all have to see this…
Buzzfeed is ready to shame us all. Put your results in the tags
