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@alamarz

Welcome, my Martian apocalypse... MUAHAHA! BTW, you can also find me @creativecornersonmarz Wattpad: alamarz Homoromantic asexual Poly-Fuckin-Amorous Demigirl: She/Her, They/Them. You may also call me, Lord Cheese Sprinkler! Or uh, Marz is cool to... Remember: I'm al-amazing!
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*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*

everything in moderation except women with swords

everything can be improved by adding more women with swords and if you disagree prepare to meet my blade

Imagine finding out that your young child has super strength by them running in front of a moving car and walking away practically unscathed. I know in canon Steven started to develop his powers after he moved in with the gems (So like, 12), but I’ve been thinking of scenarios where a naive 5-7 year old Steven would develop powers and run headfirst into dangerous situations. In this timeline, Greg would be completely bald by the time Steven began living with the gems, lol

Logan going to ask Virgil a question about something and finds Virgil hanging up a flag and asks about it

Virgil explains it's a pride flag because he's aro, to which Logan "take everything literally" Sanders reacts confused because Virgil is definitely human shaped. Once he realises what the mix up is Virgil explains "aro not an arrow" and they both laugh

Virgil explains what aromantic is and how he identifies and Logan is kinda surprised he never know this existed. So he looks into it and talks to Virgil about different aro identities and finally realises that yeah, he's aro too. And Virgil gets him a pride flag for his room too

do you guys wanna see the cake i just made

what am I saying, of course you do

the mushrooms are made out of egg whites, sugar, vanilla, and cocoa powder! they taste almost exactly like toasted marshmallows

Mushreingues!

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Holy-

That looks amazing?!!?!!

Lafayette, texting: I just realised that if the Incredible Hulk was English he’d be called the Absolute Unit and now I’m sad.
Hercules, in a reply: ABSOLUTE UNIT: SMASH
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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

oh my god

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

The amount of women who have been followed in my city and attempted/successful abductions are insane.

Please everyone stay and aware

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Posting this because, although it may be something you’ll never see, it’s never bad to be more knowledgeable and stay protected. Please protect yourself guys:

let’s reblog this this is scary

bro- never not reblog this

REBLOG PEOPLE!!!

I wanna get a burner phone just to get it to be tracked and lead the traffickers on a wild goose chase with them ending up in a sting operation.