why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
#spot the Australian
I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well.
nah you the girlfriend that will stay awake all night lying on tumblr for notes.
JIAH!!
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever read.
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too. Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.
*grabs ur ass and looks u right in the eye*
I do this
“put your number on my phone”
Aka me
just spent 5 minutes doing this thx
1am realization after sneaking away from a party to sit alone on the porchsteps (via dropdaisies)
When your barber finds out you were seeing someone else
HE FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We need to focus on the fact 2Pac out here doin vines
They really do take it personal 😂
(via keep-that-pussy-wet)




