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Happy Birthday to best bread daddy, NANAMIN!!! 🎉✨
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no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
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Anonymous asked:
obi wan is just so incredibly gay. limpest wrist in the galaxy
It’s why he keeps dropping his lightsaber
stop being funnier on my posts than me
happy pride everyone
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VENOM MAKING EDDIE BREAKFAST ?!??!! VENOM MAKING EDDIE BREAKFAST!!!!!
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Luca (2021), dir. Enrico Casarosa
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Imagine a buzzfeed unsolved and harry potter cross over where Shane is the chosen one and does not believe in magic.
"Hey there death eaters, it's me, ya boy"
"FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT"
"I'm dancing in your forest. It's my forest now! If you want me out you're gonna have to kill me"
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Y/N: I just don't understand why I'm in trouble
Aizawa: you really don't understand why you're here?
Y/N: it's not my fault that I turn heads when I walk into a room
Aizawa: actually it was kinda your fault when you walked into that room and then snapped the necks of 7 men
Aizawa: so. . .
Y/N:
Y/N: I mean when you phrase it like that-
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Aizawa: Whatever you do, just use your common sense
(Y/n): Sure, of course!
(Y/n): Then I lied, you know like a liar
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Levi: What’s up? I’m back.
Zeke: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Levi: Death is a social construct.
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He got his soft ending, y’all. I won...!
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Levi: What’s up? I’m back.
Zeke: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Levi: Death is a social construct.
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Ritsu: You're the love of my life and best friend, I would do anything for you
Takano: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Ritsu: Absolutely not
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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”
girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”
horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”
Happy Easter guys!!!
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Video Games: “You’re the last one alive. Complete the mission.” Me:
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someone on twitter took dirt from a graveyard to curse people who didn’t like their favorite minecraft streamer. i wish i was making this up
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help
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this is amazing twitter is finally catching up with season 3 of tumblr with the “graverobbing witches” arc
THE RIDE NEVER STOPS
What the fuck is a death bug
One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.
I want to be Louise when I grow up
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The writing in this show is so flawless
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the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time
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The most fascinating thing about this scene is not the fact that Jack is singing to Davy Jones about a jar of sand which he thinks that has his heart inside, but that Johnny improvised the whole thing and Orlando and Keira's reactions are genuine.