Wholesome Bartender

hmmm

Life imitates art

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

Me during a depressive episode

she did not have to cut off that much fukn hair omfg

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

feel free to add more!

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

Smart puggy 🤓

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

B E V E R A G E

these hands rated e for everyone

when you thought it was only a minor crush but then you begin to develop real feelings for someone

fatality

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art