if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like: 

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

forgives you forgives you

having a gun and uniform fetish but shaking my head the entire time so people know i don't support police or the military

If you have the chance to see Skrillex on this tour, 10/10 do it.

I just got home from seeing him and it was one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to (and I’ve been to hundreds). It was a hundred times better than when I saw him at the Garden ten years ago. I actually started crying at one point when he brought out soldiers to sing along during “Bangarang.”

OK HERE’S MY WHOLE BUNTAIN SIMPSON COMIC from LAMEZINE (which you should buy because it’s good!!!)

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

if i ever die mysteriously its because someone killed me or they didnt

Rare Riverperson dialogue

This may sound harsh but I think if you’re using homestuck typing quirks full time while blogging in 2023 you deserve to be tried at The Hague

We’re not fucking doing this for South Park

You can’t just say that his disability isn’t the butt of any jokes except for the times that it is and expect people to take you seriously

THE ONE BLACK KID IN THE SHOW WAS NAMED “TOKEN BLACK” BECAUSE THERE WASN’T ANOTHER BLACK KID UNTIL SEASON 16

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

Show him the fruits

SNILER SATURDAY HAS COME AGAIN