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nct as things that i’ve heard in high school

Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”

Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”

Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”

Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”

Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”

Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”

Someone asks, “How do you know?”

“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”

Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”

Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”

Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”

Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”

Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”

Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”

Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”

Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”

Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”

Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”

Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”

Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”

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Aesthetic

This is my new Wreck This Journal. I’ll be posting my results as I finish with each page. 

I used to own a different one, though pages were not really useful for painting purposes and it turned out being a big mess.

This was my old WTJ: 

Jackson Whittemore

You’ll Forget Me. I Wont. 

My lovely followers,

I’d like to introduce you to someone!!!!

This is Bekka ( @theawkwardpotato101 ) but I usually just refer to her as my beautiful girlfriend

But there’s one problem, she really doesn’t realize how gorgeous and lovely she really is. And I’ve been racking my brain trying to think of something I can do to convince her. Then I realized that I can’t. Well, not alone I can’t. 

So I really need your guys’ help!!

It would mean the absolute world to me if you all would like/reblog this to show her how beautiful she is. Every note counts and I’m hoping this will get popular and I can show her and say “look at all these people who think you’re amazing”. 

Again, it would mean so much to me if you could help me out with this!

Thank you so much!!

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