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My Profile of Theodore Nott

I’ve had a number authors comment that they don’t want to “copy” my Theo (something, something, intellectual property). My friends, here is your blanket permission to do exactly that.

Here’s the thing. We Dramione & Drarry fans can list off fifty canon facts about Draco at a given moment--he’s from Wiltshire, he got called into Voldemort’s service at 16, he’s the king of drama--and we have approximately 11 canon facts about Theo (and I bet that’s more than you thought we had).

Since writing The Journal and several other stories, I’ve done a lot of character work on Theo. It seems silly to keep his characterisation to myself when there are writers out there who could use this as a jumping off point for stories that will be way better than anything I can write.

So, if you want to write this version of Theo, here’s his profile:

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

if the state can't force you to be an organ donor after your death, it shouldn't be able to force you to be an organ donor before your death. if you can't be forced to give even a pint of blood for half an hour, you shouldn't be forced to give up your uterus for nine months. if your alcoholic father can't demand you give him half your liver, if the red cross can't just demand your blood, if those wig making companies can't demand your hair, no one should be able to demand your reproductive system.

even if a fertilized egg is exactly as much of a person as a twenty one year old citizen, no one else in the world should have a legal right to make use of your body parts without your express consent.

why has every single even slight crush I've had, for the past seven years, been somehow incompatible

(bar one six-month relationship in there)

honestly I'm afraid to even think about romance with any women I meet, because they all turn out to be taken, straight, poly, too young for me, not want kids, or some other insurmountable obstacle to us ever dating

one begins to feel cursed

Sheep living among rows of solar panels spend more time grazing, benefit from more nutritious food, rest more and appear to experience less heat stress, compared with nearby sheep in empty fields.
Earlier research suggested that agrivoltaic farms – which combine grazing animals with solar panels – offer more efficient renewable energy at lower overhead costs, as well as reducing wildfire risks. The latest findings show that the practice is also good for animal welfare, providing further evidence for a win-win situation, says Emma Kampherbeek, who carried out the work while at Wageningen University in the Netherlands.
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As for pasture quality, the nitrogen content was higher and carbon content lower in the solar panel fields, suggesting that the vegetation in this pasture – which was greener – was more nutritious and more easily digestible. That might be due to the reduced exposure to intense solar rays and to dew dripping off the panels, providing much-needed moisture, she says.
The results are likely to be even more pronounced in warmer seasons, she adds. Additional research is under way to analyse the data taken from temperature recordings during her study.
Sheep make good candidates for agrivoltaics because they are efficient foragers, keeping weeds off solar panels, and are small enough to pass under the panels, says Kampherbeek. And, unlike goats, they don’t chew the electrical wires.
The findings strongly suggest that solar power centres should be designed with a partner animal species in mind, she says.
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

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As much as i hate JKR i will not tolerate any slander or hatred aimed towards the kids that get casted in the Harry Potter reboot.

If they get accurate aged kids then they’re gonna be between 10-12/13 years old to represent year 7’s (11-12.) Chances are they’re child actors aiming for a big break which shouldn’t be biased on who they author of the books are or they are being pushed by their parents which is something that happens more often than not.

I refuse. point blank refuse to fuckin ‘cancel’ any kids casted. They are children and they deserve a chance.

I won’t be watching it. But i will not obliterate a child’s chances to succeed based on a woman’s shitty view of human beings

This is why the best thing to do isn't to hatewatch the show, or to meme on it, or drag it down. The best thing to do is starve it for viewers.

The kids on the show aren't the problem. They're innocent in this.

You wanna hurt the producers, the directors, the people actively contibuting to the issue?

Don't watch the show. Don't talk about the show. Ignore it.

Transphobes will pump up the view count for a bit purely for the sake of transphobia, just like they did with Hogwarts Legacy. And then, also like Hogwarts Legacy, the popularity will fade and the majority of transphobes, who don't like this stupid series and only pretend to for the sake of being antisemitic, transphobic pricks... will move on.

Ignore it and let it die. That's the safest option to starve JKR's popularity and wallet and also to protect the kids on the show.

People take names and especially surnames so damn seriously and act like they’re written in stone but the big secret here is they’re all fake, it’s all made up. David Tennant picked out his name at 16 because his real name was barred from the actor’s union he joined on account of their No Doubles Allowed rule, and he wound up naming himself after Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys of all things, and now many years later his whole family carries on that same made-up name he committed to as a teenager. All names are made up and fake as hell, call yourself whatever feels right.

As a trans person it actually always makes me sad when even a cis person tells me they hate their name. I’m always like, change it, and they’re like “oh I dont want to go through the paperwork etc” and I’m like, you don’t have to, just use a different name socially, have your friends call you what you want, and they never know how to respond it seems, like they can’t really wrap their head around that concept being easy and acceptable.. It just makes me sad for them cause I live in such a different social world with fellow trans people in which having a chosen name is expected by most people AND respected, no one will ever mention your legal/deadname.

Cis people can do it too! Normalize it!! You don’t have to be trans to have a chosen name! No one should ever have to go through the burden of hearing yourself being called something you can’t stand, as someone who knows how terrible that feels. Your identity is your own to dictate and dont let the world stop you

(Ofc just be sure to avoid appropriating names outside of your culture that aren’t meant to be shared)

I go by my penname with such frequency that there are people I have known for years that are unaware that it isn’t my government name. Call yourself what you like, and I’ll call you the same!

Sincerely, Tobias Gray

I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

stupid leftists and their belief in *checks notes* the intrinsic value of human life

Reblog if you would burn down the statue of liberty to save a life

Here’s the thing, though. If you asked a conservative “Would you let the statue of liberty burn to save one life?” they’d probably scoff and say no, it’s a national landmark, a treasure, a piece of too much historical importance to let it be destroyed for the sake of one measly life

But if you asked, “Would you let the statue of liberty burn in order to save your child? your spouse? someone you loved a great deal?” the tune abruptly changes. At the very least, there’s a hesitation. Even if they deny it, I’m willing to bet that gun to their head, the answer would be “yes.”  

The basic problem here is that people have a hard time seeing outside their own sphere of influence, and empathizing beyond the few people who are right in front of them. You’ve got your immediate family, whom you love; your friends, your acquaintances, maybe to a certain degree the people who share a status with you (your religion, your race, etc.)–but beyond that? People aren’t real. They’re theoretical. 

But a national monument? That’s real. It stands for something. The value of a non-realized anonymous life that exists completely outside your sphere of influence is clearly worth less than something that represents freedom and prosperity to a whole nation, right?

People who think like this lack the compassion to realize that everyone is in someone’s immediate sphere of influence–that everyone is someone’s lover, or brother, or parent. Everyone means the world to someone. And it’s the absolute height of selfishness to assume that their lives don’t have value just because they don’t mean the world to you

P.S. I would let the statue of liberty burn to save a pigeon. 

also, there is an extreme difference between what things or principles *i* personally am willing to die for, and what i would hazard others to die for. and this is a distinction i don’t think the conservative hard-right likes to face.

an example: so, as the nazis began war against france, the staff of the louvre began crating up and shipping out the artworks. it was vital to them (for many reasons) that the nazis not get their hands on the collections, and hitler’s desire for them was known, so they dispersed the objects to the four winds; one of the curators personally traveled with la gioconda, mona lisa herself, in an unmarked crate, moving at least five times from location to location to avoid detection.

they even removed and hid the nike of samothrace, “winged victory,” which is both delicate, having been pieced back together from fragments, and incredibly heavy, weighing over three metric tons.

the curators who hid these artworks risked death to ensure that they wouldn’t fall into nazi hands. and yes, they are just paintings, just statues. but when i think about the idea of hitler capturing and standing smugly beside the nike of samothrace, a statue widely beloved as a symbol of liberty, i completely understand why someone would risk their life to prevent that. if my life was all that stood between a fascist dictator and a masterpiece that inspired millions, i would be willing to risk it. my belief in the power and necessity of art would demand i do so.

if, however, a nazi held a gun to some kid’s head (any kid!) and asked me which crate the mona lisa was in, they could have it in a heartbeat. no problem! i wouldn’t even have to think about it. being willing to risk my own life on principle doesn’t mean i’m willing to see others endangered for those same principles.

and that is exactly where the conservative hard-right falls right the fuck down. they are, typically, entirely willing to watch others suffer for their own principles. they are perfectly okay with seeing children in cages because of their supposed belief in law and order. they are perfectly willing to let women die from pregnancy complications because of their anti-abortion beliefs. they are alright with poverty and disease on general principle because they hold the free-market sacrosanct. and i guess from their own example they would save the statue of liberty and let human beings burn instead.

but speaking as a leftist (i’m more comfortable with socialist tbh), my principles are not abstract things that i hold aside from life, apart or above my place as a human being in a society. my beliefs arise from being a person amidst people. i don’t love art for art’s sake alone, actually! i don’t love objects because they are objects: i love them because they are artifacts of our humanity, because they communicate and connect us, because they embody love and curiosity and fear and feeling. i love art because i love people. i want universal health care because i want to see people universally cared for. i want universal basic income because people’s safety and dignity should not be determined by their economic productivity to an employer. i am anti-war and pro-choice for the same reason: i value people’s lives but also their autonomy and right to self-determination. my beliefs are not abstractions. i could never value a type of economic system that i saw hurting people, no matter how much “growth” it produced. i could never love “law and order” more than i love a child, any child, i saw trapped in a cage.

would i be willing to risk death, trying to save the statue of liberty? probably, yes. but there is no culture without people, and therefore i also believe there are no cultural treasures worth more than other people’s lives. and as far as i’m concerned the same goes for laws, or markets, or borders.

Well said!

This is an excellent ethical discussion.

The first time I came across this post, randomslasher’s addition was life changing for me. I suddenly understood where the right was coming from, and I had never been angrier.

Are there some who are “mission above all else, and give only lip-service to caring about their family and friends? Sure. But they are a small minority.

I actually know a number of dedicated right-wing Fox News watching White Christian Nationalists, and most of them are very compassionate … to people who look, think, and act like them. If a friend or family member is in need, they will spring into action to help without thought. They will give a friend in need the shirt off their back without question.

It’s just that anybody outside their circle, anybody different, gets treated with extreme suspicion and an assumption of bad faith. People they know are Good People; people they don’t are dangerous and probably have some nefarious goal. If they don’t, they’re stupid or lazy or whatever, because if they were Smart and Good they would be just like them.*

This is where you get people like anti-abortion protesters who believe that if they or their child needs an abortion, it’s fine, but other people who get abortions are evil selfish baby-murdering sluts. They genuinely have lots of compassion … but only for people they care about.

*You see that same attitude on the left, that all good and intelligent people agree with us and are Like Us.

If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.

For most people, there's really no difference between say, 15,000$ of debt, and 200,000$ of debt. They are equally life-ruining sums of money. Why not, you know, leave that gas stove on? Cost the company some real money? Maybe if it happens enough times they won't be able to buy insurance.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

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Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

arizona is proposing a bill to require students to take part in the pledge of allegiance. huge day for precocious high schoolers familiar with west virginia state board of education v. barnette

if you were ever a little shit about being expected to say the pledge of allegiance in school you're going to heaven no matter what

Wait, so is this "Pledge of Allegiance" a real, actual thing that kids in school have to say? Every day?? For as long as they're in American education???

I thought it was some kind of joke????? A pervasive social ha-ha about a film or something done on holidays???????

And you're telling me kids are going to have to pledge their allegiance to the country they're in EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL THEY GRADUATE?!?!?!?

well, according to the precedent set by the supreme court's ruling in west virginia state board of education v. barnette, no kids don't have to. there is a lot of social pressure from teachers and/or other students depending on the dominant politics there, but if you look in the tags it's very rare that anyone successfully forces a child to say the pledge because if they try they can get their asses sued to high heaven

it's actually interesting because while yes it's totally creepy and weird and fucked up, it was actually a practice born in the wake of the civil war and the assassination of abraham lincoln as the nation's first centennial loomed. it's still definitely not great, it's not like westward expansion (and thus the continued theft of native land and genocide of native peoples) wasn't still happening during that period, but it does change the connotation a little what with the big, deadly war over slavery that ended in its abolition

that said, in the 1950's the words "under god" were inserted into the phrase "one nation, indivisible" to contrast the god-fearing united states against those filthy, godless commies and that one i think turns the connotation right back around to creepy and authoritarian

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Arizonan here.

One of my schools even required us to recite the Declaration of Independence after the Pledge. Every day, a student would be selected to go to the front office and lead the Pledge over the PA system.

And no, I am not joking.