クラゲ畑

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

certified iconic post

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

One Cheese

one cheese

･ﾟ･｡𝒪𝓏 𝒱𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓊𝓈 ˖⁺‧₊˚‧⁺˖

@animangacreators​ hanami challenge

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

I swear with every new jujutsu kaisennchapter I get more and more confused and more disinterested in the series.

We're just winging the plot of these chapters now lol

apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.

like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don't use metric in our day to day lives.

yeah actually we kinda just do it for the bit :)

I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it's just that like. we don't really wanna do it that way. for the bit.

It’s like formal and informal tense.

It's kind of even more fucked up than that, really

Soda: big bottle is liter, small bottle is 20oz, can is 12oz (buying a soda with a meal is just small/medium/large, don't ask what the numbers are)

Fun runs are often measured in kilometers, but literally no other distance uses metric

People who get fancy with coffee use grams for weighing the grounds but the final beverage is measured in ounces

On the whole, Americans just use whatever unit makes the most sense for the thing in question. Whatever rounds to the cleanest number or is the easiest to estimate/calculate. Like, we know we want about a certain amount of soda in a larger bottle and a "2 liter bottle" is easier to say and estimate than a "70oz bottle" but a "foot long sandwich" is easier to say and estimate than a "0.3 meter sandwich". It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit outside because small increments of temperature make a big difference in how comfortable I'll be, but my 3D printer, which gets up to extremely high temperatures, is printing at 215 degrees Celsius. I might drive a mile (a larger unit, because the exact distance doesn't need to be as precise) but I ran 2k (a smaller unit that allows for a more precise measurement of the distance without breaking the units down to fractions). It's all about what works best for the situation at hand.

you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

do you guys also have those mutuals where youre like

you are out of my league. what are you doing following lil ol' me???

"sure i'll reblog that" good girl. now eat these oats from my hand