Listen up, Steven Universe fandom!

A new writer is in town! Due to horrible financial circumstances I will open up writing comissions. I will write preferrably in the Steven Universe Fandom, but if you provide a good description of your OC/universe/fandom canon, I will do those, too. 

I WILL do:

I WON`T do:

Content that glorifies or romanticises following: 

extreme sex nsfw

hateful, xenophobic, lgbtqia+-phobic and nazi content

illegal stuff

Prices (they can change over time; feedback is encouraged):

1000 words: 8 to 15 Euros (depending on Fandom, topic, difficulty)

every 500 words: 4 to 6 Euros (as above)

Nsfw: 10 Euros per 1000 words (I´m a bit new to NSFW, so it will be pretty difficult and the quality is a bit “at your own risk” the first couple times

per piece (assignment, infotexts, similar): 15-25 Euros (depending on length, topic and difficulty.)

Translation*: 20 Euros and up (depending on length and difficulty.)

*Disclaimer: For the marked * pieces, I need a good and detailed description or in case of fanfic, a visual reference, ideally a character sheet (for OCs). 

Payments will only be accepted onto my Paypal 

Email me on catharinalaengle@gmail.com for further information and ordering

or 

send me a tumblr message to Valjar

I will be as quick as possible and pieces with a deadline will have a first-serve priority, depending on the deadline.

To check out my writing, here a link to a Steven Universe work on my AO3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10773516/chapters/23894601

(Dragon gem Rise of Orange Diamond)

We need help

Hi everyone, I wish I was coming to you for a happier thing but sadly life isn’t like that some times.

This is my Dad and me from when I was still a little ennoying bean, and before you ask, yes the ball hit me in the face. This week we learned that my dad had stage 3 lung cancer and that surgery wasn’t an option. The news came as a chock for my family, he already fought colon cancer a few years ago and won the battle, so I guess we were simply thinking it could not happen again but it did, and this time it’s a way different beast. We don’t know how things are going to go but we try and stay strong for him. I don’t feel good saying this but he will start treatment soon and the costs will be really heavy, my sisters and me will help as much as possible but my parents do not have a owl lot of money and I would like to ask you guys if you didn’t mind giving a little. Absolutely do not feel obligated but know that here in Mauritius 1 dollar, pound, euro goes a long way and any donation will go towards treatment and I will keep you guys updated on his state.

Thank you so very much for reading and helping, please share and reblog! I am linking my Ko-fi acount below

https://ko-fi.com/ijessbest

Update  My Dad went to have a biopsy done today to know how agressive is the cancer and we are hoping that the results will be in our favor ! I will keep you posted on the situation

I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who donated ! Thank you so much, I can’t tell you how much it touches me.

Update 2 Today we got the results for my dad, it confirmed that it was lung cancer but insthead of stage 3 the doctor said it was stage 4 and that we need to start Chimio pretty fast. Tomorrow I’m going with my dad at the hospital to get his first appointment for his first Chimio but he is a bit worried because the doctor said that it was goimg to be a really aggressive one.

Update 3 On monday my dad is going to see the specialist to finally know when and what to do. We were already told that the tumor isn’t operable but an other doctor said to us that there is a chance since it’s only affecting one lung from what we are seeing. But the difficult part is that he is in pain and staying at home is getting excruciating for him, we are seriously considering putting him in the hospital even if he absolutely doesn’t want to ! I will give an other update on monday after we see the doctor.

Update 4 So on monday my Dad went to see the specialist but things didn’t go exaclty as planned. When he saw the doctor he said that dad needed to be admited to the hospital because he was way too weak, he does not eat a lot lately so it was a good thing in a way. He slept for 2 nights there and did his first Chemio yesterday and came home this afternoon. He was tired but for now he doesn’t have any side effects hopefully it will stay that way but there isn’t much chance for that. His next chemio will be in about ¾ weeks.

Update 5 So, the update this time isn’t really good. Dad has been in the hospital for a week now, he is in a lot of pain but medication is helping with that thankfully. His family is coming back from Australia to see him in case something bad happens as well. But the really bad news is that the doctors fear that the cancer has spread o his bones, he will be doing a scan this coming week to see if they are right or not. He will also be doing his chemio in a week and a half if he is strong enough. I also wanted to thank all of you guys who shares this post and gave us a little bit of money. It is really helping with everything, so thank you, so very much.

my favourite moment in undertale is this btw

cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun

I don’t get it????

It re-fused Fused back together Like the pieces shattered, but refused to do so, by re-fusing

I am about 50 levels of done rn at how long I didn’t notice this and I’M SCREAMING @therealhypervlad

*insert pic of someone going BOI here*

OH MY GOD

wait until you realize that determination is a pun too

de-termination (as in death)

(╬⓪益⓪)

OH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS CHRIST FUCK DAMMIT TOBY FUCK

TOBY

Toby pls

Toby is actually Sans in disguise.

Papyrus is having a goddamn Aneurysm right now.

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

im fucking dying

Hey guys

I appreciate your support with my commission post, I really do. But after a while of it running and having literally no slots taken up, I think it’s time to highlight my need of the situation. I removed the post, simply because my situation is more dire now.  I’ve sprained my left knee a few days ago, I struggle to stand on it for long periods at a time, and I’m advised to stay off of it for 2-3 weeks until it properly heals. I won’t be able to get a job until around the middle of November, so I’ve been using my credit card to help pay for things like clothing, food, and help with transportation to get me to college and back home. My credit card is close to maxing out, I won’t be able to pay it off at all, It’s impossible. I needed those commissions to help keep me grounded long enough - though it didn’t seem to work. And as discouraged as I am, I figured this would be my last resort. I’ve made a GoFundMe page to help pay at least some of it off (I don’t intend on reaching the goal, that’s an unrealistic approach). So please, consider donating. This is how I’m currently living. This is how I eat, how I get to my school to do my education. Anything helps, sincerely everything does. Please consider this, and for those who reblog this and share this widely, thank you so fucking much. I can’t do this without you. https://www.gofundme.com/help-me-get-rid-of-my-credit-bill