anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

爆豪勝己かっこいい

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

“And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?”

“I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans.”

I really like the “cry” of Regigigas in the hoopa movie ! I mean, look at this…WTF ?!

rereygegig gigigagagagagaggaga. gega gega hm hm, GAGAGAG *computer activation noises* *reverse computer activation noise* GAY GAYGEGEGGEG GAY GAAAAAAAAAY yeeeeooooh NOOOOOooooo *duck noise* *duck noise* *duck noise*

@orderborder

@gethacoolshoeshine @ovarianeruption

So my sister sent me this.

That’s the thing about OTPs. They never take their eyes off of each other. 

Can depressed Mario be a lore character because he’s my favorite

that moment

THIS IS TERRIFYING

Reblog if you are a Gay Mess™

you:

me:

ITS CHRISTMAS EVE ITS CHRISTMAS EVE ITS CHRISTMAS EVE ITS CHRISTMAS EVE ITS CHRISTMAS EVE ITS CHRISTMAS EVE

ITS FUCKING MARCH YOU GUYS

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

This conversation is a trainwreck

Boy had all of movie history to support taking that failed proposal and making it an awkward pity party about him, and instead he first was like “It’s okay, we’re just not at the same place yet, we still love each other” and then followed it up with an apology and a promise to stick with her until he understands her life struggles. THIS IS LOVE.

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

Lance’s life from his family’s point of view