Calvin and Hobbes is a gift

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

steve rogers is a lot smarter than people give him credit for

A hell of a lot smarter. Actual Genius.

everyday i come online and everyday there’s new shit about ts7 and its just like the lady gaga prepares i have to prepare gif , where is it someone find it

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

The scurvy got him

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

The name Carol belongs to the lesbians now

the poet? from 13th century italy?

Having sensory issues is weird. Like someone rings the doorbell once and there go my evening plans

Yesterday I touched a box that felt “wrong” and I spent the rest of night trying to get that feeling off my hands.

i scraped my teeth together while eating so I didn’t finish my meal

Oh my god this is a thing??? I’ve been doing this shit all my life. I’d touch something wrong and try to touch correctly for hours afterword

in case you needed to cry again tonight

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

I’ve been waiting for this shit to grace my dash again like a comet.

I follow everyone back x

hazy morning

I just had a dream that Drax the Destroyer was trying to fuck me but every time he tried to, I was on my period and at one point he was like “I don’t mind, you know.” And I was like “um but I do?” And he was like “I guess I won’t be Destroying any pussies today, then.” So the lesson here, children, is that Drax the Destroyer knows when to not destroy pussies because he is a gentleman and knows no means no.