everyone tells me how pretty i am, how cool my job is, this and that, everything good that i do.. of course you like it... but, are you willing to like my demons as well? are you willing to love my deepest secrets?

Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you, just sitting there. So you know what I think? Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

behind the garage

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

My extroverted relatives - We’re gonna be quarantined for 21 days, what will we do, we’ll go insane? 

My extroverted relatives - I have no idea what to do.

Me an introvert…

Play Animal Crossing New Horizons.

Watch One Piece (900 + episodes)

Play Persona 3, 4, and 5.

Play every Pokemon generation.

Play the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts franchise

Binge watch shows. From USA all the way to Korea. Fall in love with different cultures and stories world-wide.

Watch as much anime as possible. From Shounen to Shoujo. From Slice of Life to Romance or Sports. Watch it all!

Re-watch your favorite shows from youth or recent memory. 

Disney Movie Marathon!

Studio Ghibli Movie marathon!

Play as many PS4 and Nintendo Switch games as possible. 

Read Fanfiction, Draw Fanart, make fanvids, make your favorite gifs of whatever you want. Support all content creators and make sure you let them know how appreciative you are of their work. They will be providing entertainment to us all during this stressful time and deserve as much love as possible.

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

@neurodivergent-crow

Cool facts about crows:

1. Crows understand the concept of gifts.

There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you. 

2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans.

There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help.

3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool.

4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self

If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow.

5. Crows have regional dialects and accents.

They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different.

6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest.

They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out.

Crows are better than people

THIA IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE ON THIS WEBSITE

Proud Family / Culture Shock (S03E03)

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

me: *hangs foot off the bed*

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

2018. What A Year | Papertownsy’s 5th Annual Year in Review 

 (2017 // Previous Years)

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

You know about the shoulder touch?

One way or the other, she’s going to find out