IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION
Kitten Apprentices VS Clown Kittens
- Kitten Apprentices assist fully fledged wizards with daily tasks and are magical in nature. They wear patterned party hats with frizzly sparkly pompom toppers. Ribbons or bow ties adorn their necks.
- Clown Kittens are entertainers and mischief makers! They have no boss unless they are attending clown school and honing their craft. They wear patterned party hats with a soft puffball topper and wear their clown collars with pride.
Saturn Devouring His Son
[ID: a shoebill gently biting the beak of a shoebill plushie]
[ID: a shoebill
gently biting the beak of
a shoebill plushie]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
So basically if you make most creatures a size they're usually not it is wrong in some way. A kobold or maybe even a funny doggy the size a building is just too much. Sure there are instances of it happening but it's rare and a source of much wonder confusion for how that happened. Now a dragon. You can basically make a dragon any size you want and it still makes sense. Is it 1 building big? That's normal. Bigger than a small moon? That's nature baby. A mere 3 grapes tall? Well that little critter makes an awful lot of sense now doesn't it? This is because basically dragons are like fish. you wouldn't dare tell a fish what it can and cant do,that would be absurd. the fish woudlnt even hear you because it is too busy chowing down on an delectable detritus it found. and dont even think of saying that to the dragon cause baby, the dragon is the fish's diner buddy and it's chewing louder than a lawn mower caught over a rock! you really should join in you know,its rude to stare
why is this getting notes
because its true
Dragon, like fish, is a nonsense term that doesnt ACTUALLY mean anything, which is why theyre both able to be anything!
just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again
:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?
:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.
This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.
wonder woman out here still saving lives
hey so maybe switching to threads, infamously managed by one of the worst data scraping companies of all time, isnt the play guys
heres just PART of what they're trying to track when you download the app:
to list what they attempt to track:
- unique identifier
- os version
- device brand
- charging status
- device total memory
- first name
- gps coordinates
- screen density
- app version
- device orientation
- headphone status
- rotation data
- network connection type
- city
- available internal storage
- device language
- os build number
- accelerometer data
- network carrier
- available device memory
- last name
- postal code
- email address
- gender
- system volume
- timezone
- app name
- country
- state
- screen resolution
- cookies
- device model
- birthday
- android advertising id
