Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
Anonymous asked:
What's wrong?
everything bitch don’t act stupid
terrible news. the exact fanfiction i want has not magically appeared and i may have to write it myself. more at 11
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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
- cleaning or wipe your bare feet
- breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
- putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
- eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
- seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
- cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
- the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
- when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
May I add?
- Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever
- Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)
- Helping an elderly person to walk or sit
- telling stories around a fire
- huddling together for warmth when it’s cold
- marveling at sunlight through leaves
- wonderment at the brightness of a full moon
- bringing food to sick or grieving families
sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all
props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack.
lucidapathy
props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack.
Striking a blow against the capitalist fetishisation of productivity by devoting enormous and elaborate effort to something utterly pointless.
the urge to steal traits habits and behaviors from ur favorite characters from media you've just watched
can someone like let the human body know that we don’t die at 40 anymore? that i and my family live in suburban Europe and we are not going to die at like 25 from hunting mammoths and i actually do need my teeth and my spine to last for more than 20 fucking years? can someone let evolution know?? our last patch update was “able to digest lactose” (i didn’t get it) and like can we speed it up
what happens on that site is between me and my coping mechanisms no thank you
Literally what the fuck are they doing at marvel headquarter
zero of these movies are good enough to be this top secret.