Merry crisis.
*Jumps over my problems*
Parkour.
KAC SR15 Mod1 W/ Aimpoint T2 FN SCAR17 W/ Aimpoint Comp M4
M1A EBR 7.62x51 and Remington 700 SPS Varmint .308 with XLR Carbon chassis
Both are Vortex Viper PST 6-24x50 SFP
I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.
DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:
N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN
I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”
Impressive Ceramic Sculptures by Christopher David White Look Like Wood
Sculptor Christopher David White creates impressive ceramic sculptures, which resemble the characteristic of wood through a trompe l’oeil style. By deceptively molding wood’s flaws, such as its knots and veins, White aims to capture the perpetual transformation of nature and the cycle of growth and decay. By exploring the beauty of wood, he depicts the impermanence of nature and its relationship with humanity. Since White successfully replicated his subject’s texture, colors and shape, the concept of illusion exposes the juxtaposition between artifice and nature in art.
heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom
person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?
me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee
person: alright good luck
actual highschool party I’ve been to
person: I brought beer!
people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh
person: want some?!?!
Me: no I don’t drink
person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA
On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.
6th period math:
friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?
me: nah I’m good.
friend: cool.
Lunch
Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??
Us: not really
Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here
Guy: do you want a cigarette?
Me: I don’t smoke
Guy: good, don’t start
(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)
Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol
The last one
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