This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.
i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen
thats him
henry wyatt glares at you...
Any character who has any possible chance of being Tired on screen immediately gets hit with the Fanon Bat that means every fanfic is going to characterize them as someone who would eat coffee beans directly from your cupped palms like a gentle horse eating oats.
Directly sending a hug and a kiss to everyone who's fav gets boiled down to The Tired One That Likes Coffee
"Well he doesnt have a canon personality" that means you had an entire world in your hands you could have made up anything and you went with the most boring possible option idk man
DJ don't kill yourself antidepressing on the beat
my eyes get teary with joy
imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal
Older adult seeing you for the first time in a while: "wow! Hey! I hate your hair and clothing choices! How are you doing?"
GenXer family member greeting you: omg hiii you need a haircut and wow those shorts are ugly. So how is school going are you working yet?
girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding
you just hate my 2 exploding penises.
You look impressionable! Escape with me to the surface!
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
the ten commandments
- thog don't caare
- if it sucks hit da bricks
- play the cards i'm given
- pobody's nerfect
- this mess is a place
- fuck it we ball
- it's so over
- we're so back
- what if the world was made of pudding
- there is good in every day
A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra
