BACHOW!
Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
wetfag
just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats
this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…
culdeefell
Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor
How dare you say aces piss on the poor
Happy pride y'all
me: ugh "dark and gritty fantasy" is such a stupid and overdone cliche we don't need any more of them
also me: symbiotic relationship between a dragon and a princess who likes killing. she gets the jewels and the satisfaction of tricking men and watching them die, and the dragon gets a shiny new enrichment toy with meat inside.
bonus diagram for the visual learners
You telling me that Jack Black would not be 1000% down to be kidnapped by the muppets for a shenanigan, or possible a hijink?
Mr. The Frog still sends me more than “we all agreed a celebrity is not a people”
actually the best trope is insane guy x guy who's even more insane but better at hiding it so everyone thinks they're the normal one
bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?
no no no you are NOT leaving this in the tags
The subtitles of the new Puss in Boots are SO BAD. Literally every single instance of anyone saying anything in Spanish, even just a single word, is replaced with [speaking Spanish].
There is a character who throughout most of the movie is known as Perro or Perrito and even that gets replaced with [speaking Spanish]. So a deaf person watching this movie would have NO IDEA what the other characters were calling him!! It’s ridiculous.
[image 1: news article titled “Mother who realized she was gay at the same time as her husband came out as transgender says they’re happier than ever as a lesbian couple” bellow it there’s a picture from their wedding, and a picture of their family now /end id]
[image 2: screenshot of a reply by catgirl-catastrophy. it says: “honey i have bad news”
“me too”
“i’m gay”
“… i have good news” /end id]
You can pry “Henry is Bendy’s dad” from my cold dead hands.