drinkandthedevil
OH MY GOD
Reblog this everytime because of the cat’s expression omg.
sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated
we, as a society, need to move past the idea that you can’t love both cats and dogs,
cervicks-deactivated20141013
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
me: wow that guy is attractive
me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
I'm such a pleaser. It turns me on knowing I'm turning you on.
Having people talk about me when I was a little kid is sort of sad…? It’s like dang I was young and full of life back then and now I’m sad and fragile now
my sense of humor:
- suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
- staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
- *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
- zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
- *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
- “what are you doing” “my best”
- shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
- “Bees?”
grffindors
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
princessfailureee
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
reynabcth
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
dating your best friend is 17% cuddling 83% roasting each other
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date a boy who tags you in memes at 3am