entry-87-everythingisfine
The plan is to get hot within the next 3 years. Move to Europe. Be a fun party guy for a year or so. Then die in some sort of sex accident
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
girls will start getting settled for sleep like "wow i'm getting to bed early tonight" and it's 3am
If allan has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If allan has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If allan has no fans, that means I'm dead.
Bro why did you just become a red dot on the minimap are we cool
I have no dick and I must cum.
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You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out
international chain a twink to a radiator day
who's more unbalanced.. this person for assuming I'm talking about Saw or me for just freestyling posts like this
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Every time I see this video I fear for the creator’s mental health
