Sirius giving Regulus his first haircut after he came out
Tfw your shapeshifter friend forgets how to turn back into a human and has a crisis
lily: (complaining about how annoying and cruel the last prank james and sirius pulled was)
remus, who planned said prank: that’s wild
i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running
babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming
Before finishing ur Remus Lupin drawing. Ask yourself. Does he look bitchy? Does he look like a right cunt? Does he look like he read The Bell Jar and found it relatable? Does he look like a stretched out twink? Does he look like he'd spit at a tory? Does he look limp-wristed and dangerous? If you said no to any of these try again.
Yknow?
theres no way im letting you losers enjoy your antisemitism simulator.
No but James would wear Calvin Klein boxers and Remus would wear fuck boy pajama pants without shirts on and the Black brothers would be practically dead every. single. time.
i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything
PLSSS I LOVE THIS
james, extremely drunk, trying to tell sirius he's dating regulus: you'd love him sirius, he has lungs
sirius, also extremely drunk: probably two
james: and teeth
sirius: more than two?
james: and eyes
sirius: definitely two
My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)
Regulus: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
James: Huh?
Regulus: Is there a point system or is it to the death?
this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago
tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter
in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol