awake @ 3am

certified beatles post

@heathnard

Who wants to come over and have a crush on me

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

well you see,

the sniler

“My friends mom collects miniatures of designer chairs and these are some of them 😫” via twitter

The way this is low-key a good example of the language around gender changing in the last 15 yrs lol

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

this is next level

Kings

she's right.

Correct.

simply dont monday

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

What do you mean the homophobic sam and max subreddit mod has the username of a scrubs character

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

Benelli M4

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

I am in love with you?

Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.

Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.

Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”

Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”

Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.