HYOROTTO DANSHI TALKING ABOUT UNDERPANTS COLOR PATTERN (;-_-)ノ
a mail from listener :
kou : what kind of color pattern of underpants you wear today? this question is for the two of us ume : i think i’ll pass this question kou : well i am not gonna pass this one ume : EHH BUT WHY? (lol ume you can’t escape this) kou : i will confirm it first~ ume : *with a worried voice* uwahhh this is so hard…. why is it… i am wearing ‘jungle’ *they laughing so hard* kou : that’s so interesting ume : ‘jungle’ pattern~ kou : ‘jungle’ pattern? mine is the usual grey-stripes ume : ahhh it’s stripes one (ume talking like wearing the stripes was not usual while wearing the ‘jungle’ is not eccentic lol umeeeeeee pls)
ume : is it the trunk underpants? kou : no i am wearing boxer one ume : same, i am wearing boxer too
*and the curious kouchan still wonder what is it ‘jungle’ pattern* ume : wanna take look? kou : *take a look* ume : it’s jungle and here there’s a bird too (ume where’s the bird (¬_¬) i wonder what kind of bird it was ahahahah /slapsmyself) kani : ahhh it is really jungle…. just like a madagascar…. ume : how should we describe it like~ something like okamoto taro’s painting… the atmosphere… and here there’s some big pattern of flower, that’s why i choose this underpants because of that kou : ahh it’s like that… there’s some time that i was collecting underpants too ume : are you underwear thief? kou : *laughing* noo, it’s not like that. i am collection for myself! not someone else underpants! ume : *with a flat voice* ahh it’s for your self… it’s surprised me kou : if it’s someone else, that’s gonna be a NG and i will not saying it here. actually those are for shobu shitagi (something like underwear battles idk(?)) ume : what’s that means, is it for the possibility of being seen? kou : it’s for if i had some important auditions ume : isn’t it unrelated to auditions? aahhh is it for if your position is not good so you can’t calm down kou : *laughing* yes that’s why i think that i need to doing my best because my underwear giving me some energy (kouchan i really can’t comprehend your way of thinking lol) i also have some rank to my underpants and today is just a regular day ume : so that’s means today (the day of recording of hyoro with ume) your underpants not giving any energy kou : no wait, i am sorry… sorry for saying its regular just like some normal days
(please correct me if there’s some mistranslation since i am just a newborn at japanese ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ)
idk if this is some worthy fact but imagine ume with jungle underpants (/ω\) THESE TWO BOYS NEVER BORED ME!!!!


