his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.
I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.
being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all
sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response
Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES
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I NEED TO BEHEAD A CHEVRON EXECUTIVE
I NEED TO BEHEAD A CHEVRON EXECUTIVE
I NEED TO BEHEAD A CHEVRON EXECUTIVE
