:/
cat on bed: [sneezes] cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]
Aww
AWWWWWWWWW
all in under five minutes wtf
When you’re trying to lose weight and someone offers you fries.
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
i desperately need to know what happened to them
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
The turtle one
If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
Is that tom from myspace?
this is precious
I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.
I cannot reblog this enough
Why is this still getting notes
because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow
Wowie that was a good one
story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
I am screaming with you
That was so incredible what an experience
Wheres her nobel prize
What a beautiful smile 🐶🐶
My attempts at life
me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLS
the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoe
me:
me five secs later:









