do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I tried to scroll
I tried to scroll too
we all tried
It never works.

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I tried to scroll
I tried to scroll too
we all tried
It never works.
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
(via poemsaboutyoubaby)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Upile. (via odetopablo)
B.L letters I never sent (via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself*
Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself
Gustave Flaubert (via feellng)
(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
One man who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge left behind a note saying “I’m going to walk. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.”
"I make a point to smile at everyone I see now”